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We all hear the things in songs that... don’t quite make sense.
From Selena Gomez's "I'm farting carrots" (I'm on my fourteen carats) to other wacky, crazy lyrics that don't fit in AT ALL, what is YOUR favorite misheard song lyric?
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#1
needle in the bread,
gotta get you out of my head
needle in the bread,
gonna wind up dead
Actual lyrics:
needle and the thread,
gotta get you out of my head
needle and the thread,
gonna wind up dead
'stitches' by 'Shawn Mendes'
Final score:
7points
Alyssa Fry 3 years ago
Last night I heard this song and I couldn’t stop laughing because all I could hear was ‘needle in the bread ‘ 😂
#2
The ants are my friends. They're blowin' in the wind.
Final score:
5points
#3
Obama's elf
(real) All by my self
Final score:
4points
#4
"Oceans" by The Format.
Real lyrics: "I hear you're somewhere in the sand"
I heard: "I peed somewhere in the sand"
Final score:
4points
#5
"Try everything"
(Real):with every new mistake
(What I heard): with every stupid steak
Final score:
4points
#6
"Excuse me while I kiss this guy"
Actually: Excuse me while I kiss the sky
Final score:
3points
#7
Misheard lyrics: “Should I give up or should I just keep chasing paychecks (or penguins)?”
Actual lyrics: “Should I give up or should I just keep chasing pavements?”
Final score:
3points
#8
I want it that way by Backstreet Boys
Real lyrics
“Tell me why
Ain’t nothing but a mistake”
Misheard lyrics
“Tell me why
Ain’t nothing but a meat steak”
Heard it on YouTube and is definitely one that made me laugh
Final score:
3points
#9
I ate the sharpest tool in the shed
(Real) I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
(Guess I really ain't the sharpest tool)
Final score:
3points
#10
(Real): wherever the wind blows
(What my sibling heard): a brick through the window
Final score:
3points
#11
Safi'jiiva's theme. Yes, he is a "simple gentle sailor."
Final score:
2points
Just A Zelda Fan (Submission author) 3 years ago
Here's the link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BymZ-kdgpo
#12
She wants to dance like ooooh you farted marry me till I confess
Real lyrics:
She wants to dance like Uma Thurman, Bury me 'til I confess
Final score:
2points
#13
We actually call any misheard lyrics the “CCS syndrome” because when I was young not only did I hear “pears skating lightning” instead of “earthquakes and lightning” I always thought the name of the group Creedence Clearwater SURVIVAL.
Another bad one from me: I always heard “Nose Bleed” instead of “Don’t Speak” by No Doubt.
Final score:
2points
#14
Gotta love those Starbucks lovers
(Real) I got a long list of ex-lovers
"Blank space" by Taylor Swift
Final score:
2points
#15
Africa by Toto
heard: I test the rains down in Africa
actual: I bless the rains down in Africa
** I thought it was an acid rain/ pollution issue
Final score:
2points
#16
Girls like you by maroon 5
Real lyrics
Maybe it’s 6:45
Maybe I’m barely alive
Maybe you’ve taken my s**t for the last time
Maybe I know that I’m drunk
Maybe I know your the one
Maybe I’m thinking it’s better if you drive
But I thought it always said baby
Final score:
1point
#17
Misheard: Living on toads a time
Real Lyric: Living on Tulsa time
Tulsa Time by Danny Flowers
Final score:
1point
What do you think ?
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