We all hear the things in songs that... don’t quite make sense.

From Selena Gomez's "I'm farting carrots" (I'm on my fourteen carats) to other wacky, crazy lyrics that don't fit in AT ALL, what is YOUR favorite misheard song lyric?

#1

needle in the bread,
gotta get you out of my head
needle in the bread,
gonna wind up dead


Actual lyrics:

needle and the thread,
gotta get you out of my head
needle and the thread,
gonna wind up dead

'stitches' by 'Shawn Mendes'

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    #2

    The ants are my friends. They're blowin' in the wind.

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    #3

    Obama's elf

    (real) All by my self

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    #4

    "Oceans" by The Format.

    Real lyrics: "I hear you're somewhere in the sand"

    I heard: "I peed somewhere in the sand"

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    #5

    "Try everything"

    (Real):with every new mistake

    (What I heard): with every stupid steak

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    #6

    "Excuse me while I kiss this guy"

    Actually: Excuse me while I kiss the sky

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    #7

    Misheard lyrics: “Should I give up or should I just keep chasing paychecks (or penguins)?”

    Actual lyrics: “Should I give up or should I just keep chasing pavements?”

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    #8

    I want it that way by Backstreet Boys

    Real lyrics
    “Tell me why
    Ain’t nothing but a mistake”

    Misheard lyrics
    “Tell me why
    Ain’t nothing but a meat steak”

    Heard it on YouTube and is definitely one that made me laugh

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    #9

    I ate the sharpest tool in the shed

    (Real) I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
    (Guess I really ain't the sharpest tool)

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    #10

    (Real): wherever the wind blows

    (What my sibling heard): a brick through the window

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    #11

    Safi'jiiva's theme. Yes, he is a "simple gentle sailor."

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    #12

    She wants to dance like ooooh you farted marry me till I confess

    Real lyrics:

    She wants to dance like Uma Thurman, Bury me 'til I confess

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    #13

    We actually call any misheard lyrics the “CCS syndrome” because when I was young not only did I hear “pears skating lightning” instead of “earthquakes and lightning” I always thought the name of the group Creedence Clearwater SURVIVAL.
    Another bad one from me: I always heard “Nose Bleed” instead of “Don’t Speak” by No Doubt.

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    #14

    Gotta love those Starbucks lovers

    (Real) I got a long list of ex-lovers

    "Blank space" by Taylor Swift

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    #15

    Africa by Toto

    heard: I test the rains down in Africa

    actual: I bless the rains down in Africa

    ** I thought it was an acid rain/ pollution issue

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    #16

    Girls like you by maroon 5

    Real lyrics
    Maybe it’s 6:45
    Maybe I’m barely alive
    Maybe you’ve taken my s**t for the last time
    Maybe I know that I’m drunk
    Maybe I know your the one
    Maybe I’m thinking it’s better if you drive


    But I thought it always said baby

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    #17

    Misheard: Living on toads a time
    Real Lyric: Living on Tulsa time
    Tulsa Time by Danny Flowers

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