Hey Pandas, What Is Your Favorite Cheesy Pick-Up Line? (Closed)

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Did you fall from Heaven? Because is looks like you landed on your face.

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Nathaniel (He/Him) Cis Het.

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Lil Miss Hobbit 1 year ago

I actually feel like this would work on me. Someone tell my crush🤣

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Are you from Tennessee? cuz you're the only 10 I see.

i hate it

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that one ace lesbian genderfae

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Ryley Sila 1 year ago

I hate lol🤣🤣🤣

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Mario is red
Sonic is blue
Will u be
My player two

(Its so cuteeee)

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KittyGaming

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Maria B 1 year ago

Nerd Love. I love it.

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I used this one on my crush: "Hey, are you tired? Because you have been running through my head all day."

He called me immediately because he thought was something was wrong because NO WAY I would say that to him if I was sober.🤣
I guess mission accomplished?

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Lil Miss Hobbit

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Rob(erta) Roy 1 year ago

I told this to my boyfriend and he didn't get it..

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"Excuse me sir, do you have a permit for those huge guns?" *looks pointedly down at biceps*

It works shockingly well.

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Tracy Wallick

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Bored_Panda_Staff_17350615 1 year ago

ayyy ima use that ( permission to use?)

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I figured out that you're a magician, because every time I look at you, everyone else just disappears...

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Kevin the Manager

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Sans Serif (Sans) 1 year ago

Smooth!

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Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you...

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Kevin the Manager

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I got asked "What's your sign"?
I answered "Married".

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Jean Dogmom

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Will Cable 1 year ago

"No Entry"

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"If I were a gardener I would put our tulips together"

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TotallyNOTaFox

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CR7_FAN 1 year ago

OHHHH, TULIPS, TWO LIPS!

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#10

How much does a polar bear weigh? Just enough to break the ice.

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Mycroft1967

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#11

"are your parents bakers? because you're a cutie pie"

best part? his parents ARE bakers and now we're dating :)

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Steph Bombardier (Stephhhh)

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CR7_FAN 1 year ago

whoaa that's cool

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#12

If you were a fruit, you'd be a fineapple.

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kiley767

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#13

Have you got any English in you? Would you like some?

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VonBlade

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Will Cable 1 year ago

reply with "Do you mean mustard because you ain't that hot"

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#14

It hasn't worked, but it always gets a laugh because it's unexpected.

"Did it hurt? When you clawed your way up through the ground out of hell?"

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Andy Johnson

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Sly Schlang 1 year ago

mwuhuhahahaaaa

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#15

How would you like to be my future ex-wife?

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Deborah Denise Babcock

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Will Cable 1 year ago

Depends how much your life insurance is

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#16

Had a guy come up to me, dip his fingertip in his drink, and wipe it on my shirt. Then he says, "Let's get you out of those wet clothes."

It did not work, but I definitely laughed!

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MaryHadaLittleLamb

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Sans Serif (Sans) 1 year ago

* smh * 1990s

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#17

Nice tooth

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O D

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O D (Submission author) 1 year ago

Best pick-up line in Cave Junction, Oregon. Used to live there

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#18

You've got a nice set of legs, what time do they open.

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James D

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3 AM 1 year ago

You might get a pity * out of that, but probably not. She'd have to be desperate.

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#19

The worst: Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears. 😉

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Brightnettle(she/her)

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#20

This one worked.

Kiss me like you mean it.

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Julia H

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#21

I had a guy walk up to me while I was sitting down with a white wall behind me. He put up his hands to kinda "frame" my face and say " Don't mind me, I am just trying to figure out what you would look like on my bed pillows." It was cute, especially when I stood up. I was 7 months pregnant.

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Maartje

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3 AM 1 year ago

Wow! He works fast.

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#22

If you were a Sprite, I'd obey my thirst.

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Adrianne

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CR7_FAN 1 year ago

Why not coke?

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#23

What does this feel like to you?
-lean over and that them feel your shirt/top
Thats boyfriend material

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James D

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#24

Are you a library book? Cuz I am totally checking you out!

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Kevin the Manager

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#25

Are you an orphanage? Because I want to fill you with kids and make their dad disappear (I hope I don't have to clarify but just in case, this is a joke)

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Isa's left eye

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#26

Didn't work...how often do you get an opportunity like this? Um, ew.

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Julia H

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