People do some dumb stuff sometimes and have dumb moments from time to time and sometimes people get dumb prizes for their dumb choices. So, share your dumb and maybe funny stories with us.

#1

Teenage Me Had A Hive And Decided That The Best Way To Stop The Itching Was To Cut Out The Hive

Teenage Me Had A Hive And Decided That The Best Way To Stop The Itching Was To Cut Out The Hive

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#2

I Tried To Commit Soy Sauce When I Was Three

I Tried To Commit Soy Sauce When I Was Three

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#3

Not That Visible But There's A Scar On My Thumb I Got When I Spilled Hot Caramel While Making A Ginger House

Not That Visible But There's A Scar On My Thumb I Got When I Spilled Hot Caramel While Making A Ginger House

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#4

Playing With A Pair Of Secateurs As A Child And My Friend Snipped My Finger With Them

Playing With A Pair Of Secateurs As A Child And My Friend Snipped My Finger With Them

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#5

Accidentally Stabbed Myself With A Pencil In 5th Grade

Accidentally Stabbed Myself With A Pencil In 5th Grade

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#6

My Tattoo, Courtesy Of An Uncapped Fountain Pen In A Flimsy Pencil Case Thrown At Me By Mindy Basran, Aged 10

My Tattoo, Courtesy Of An Uncapped Fountain Pen In A Flimsy Pencil Case Thrown At Me By Mindy Basran, Aged 10

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#7

My Left Ring Finger. Probably 8, Cutting A Papaya. Using My Hand As A Cutting Board

My Left Ring Finger. Probably 8, Cutting A Papaya. Using My Hand As A Cutting Board

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#8

These Two On My Leg That I Got Almost Exactly A Year Apart At Summer Camp, Same Place, Dropping A Power Tool On The Same Spot On My Leg

These Two On My Leg That I Got Almost Exactly A Year Apart At Summer Camp, Same Place, Dropping A Power Tool On The Same Spot On My Leg

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#9

My Chin. Fell On Side Of Bathtub At 3. Tripped On Sidewalk At 6. Bike Wreck At 12

My Chin. Fell On Side Of Bathtub At 3. Tripped On Sidewalk At 6. Bike Wreck At 12

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#10

That Tiny Pit, I Had A Small Wart That I Picked Off With A Needle

That Tiny Pit, I Had A Small Wart That I Picked Off With A Needle

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#11

My Sister Gave Me This After Using A Crayon! Back Of My Hand. Not Super Visible, But It's There

My Sister Gave Me This After Using A Crayon! Back Of My Hand. Not Super Visible, But It's There

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#12

Walked Dogs Wearing Sneakers Then Hit Black Ice. Broke Elbow

Walked Dogs Wearing Sneakers Then Hit Black Ice. Broke Elbow

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#13

Being Superman

Being Superman

I was about 5 when, after watching A Superman cartoon I tied a towel around my neck and went to our front door. I stood in front of our glass storm door and declared, "You can’t make a deal with the man of steel!", then punched the glass as hard as I could. Flying glass gashed the inside of my forearm. That was 53 years ago.

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#14

This Is From Holding Something I Was Forcibly Trying To Open With A Phillips Screwdriver

This Is From Holding Something I Was Forcibly Trying To Open With A Phillips Screwdriver

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#15

I Pierced My Own Lip When I Was 15 - Basically Looks Like A Big Hole When I Purse My Lips

I Pierced My Own Lip When I Was 15 - Basically Looks Like A Big Hole When I Purse My Lips

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#16

My Whole Knee Is One Fading Scar, That's What The Bumps Are, But The Big Scar Is When I Tripped, On A Rock, In The River

My Whole Knee Is One Fading Scar, That's What The Bumps Are, But The Big Scar Is When I Tripped, On A Rock, In The River

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#17

Carrot Chaos! I Peeled A Carrot By Slicing The Damn Vegetable Towards Me Instead Of Away

Carrot Chaos! I Peeled A Carrot By Slicing The Damn Vegetable Towards Me Instead Of Away

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#18

Got This When I Was 7 Years Old, Don't Know What I'm Doing But I'm Peeling A Stick With A Blade

Got This When I Was 7 Years Old, Don't Know What I'm Doing But I'm Peeling A Stick With A Blade

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#19

Scratched My Hand On The Corner Of The Doghouse When I Was 12, It Didn't Even Bleed

Scratched My Hand On The Corner Of The Doghouse When I Was 12, It Didn't Even Bleed

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#20

The Bottom One Is When I Tore Open A Mosquito Bite That Was Bugging Be, And The Top Was Made With A Pencil. Only It Was A Dull Pencil That I Rubbed Against My Hand

The Bottom One Is When I Tore Open A Mosquito Bite That Was Bugging Be, And The Top Was Made With A Pencil. Only It Was A Dull Pencil That I Rubbed Against My Hand

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#21

Bad Anxiet

Bad Anxiet

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#22

I Told F.c. That I Did Not Like Her, She Grabbed My Hand With Her Fingernails And Screamed, "I Hate You Forever!"

I Told F.c. That I Did Not Like Her, She Grabbed My Hand With Her Fingernails And Screamed, "I Hate You Forever!"

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#23

Maturity Is Underrated

Maturity Is Underrated

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#24

I Was Climbing A Dead Tree And The Branch I Was Standing On Broke Under My Foot And Cut My Leg As I Fell

I Was Climbing A Dead Tree And The Branch I Was Standing On Broke Under My Foot And Cut My Leg As I Fell

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#25

Kinda Hard To See But I Fell On A Thumbtack As A Baby And It's Still There After Fifteen Yrs

Kinda Hard To See But I Fell On A Thumbtack As A Baby And It's Still There After Fifteen Yrs

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#26

Forty-Odd Years Ago, A Branch I Was Trying To Cut Was Too Bouncy, So I Grabbed On To Steady It. Then The Chainsaw Bounced Off The Branch And Onto My Knuckle

Forty-Odd Years Ago, A Branch I Was Trying To Cut Was Too Bouncy, So I Grabbed On To Steady It. Then The Chainsaw Bounced Off The Branch And Onto My Knuckle

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#27

I Fell Out Of A Tree Trying To Grab A Cool Leaf When I Was 5

I Fell Out Of A Tree Trying To Grab A Cool Leaf When I Was 5

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#28

I Stuffed My Hand In A Pipe For Tennis Balls And Sliced Around My Hand On The Aluminium Edge

I Stuffed My Hand In A Pipe For Tennis Balls And Sliced Around My Hand On The Aluminium Edge

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