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Hey Pandas, What Is Your Best Pickup Line?

Share your best ones, keep them appropriate!

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#1

Excuse me, there’s something in your eye…

Nvm, it was just a ✨sparkle✨

Final score:

6points

Mermeow Overlord (they/them) 11 months ago

✨👁️✨

2points

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#2

Your hand looks heavy.

Let me hold it.

Final score:

4points

ladybug (She/her)

#3

Are you anxiety? 'Cause you're making me nervous!

Final score:

4points

#4

1) Iodine Lutetium Vanadium Uranium
2) Are you Copper and Tellurium? Because you’re CuTe

Final score:

3points

Stardust she/her

Boootifull Unicorn 12 months ago

this is smart lol

2points

#5

I with I was thymine so I could be paired with U

Final score:

2points

Aster (she/they)

Boootifull Unicorn 12 months ago

bad luck, I've already got Adenine

2points

#6

Lol okay I have 2

I'm not a photographer, but I can picture you and me together✨ (in an aussie accent ofcc)

This one may trigger some people, but here goes: Are you an American school? 'Cause I'd like to shoot some kids in you

LMAO

If you got offended by the second one, I'm sorry :(

Final score:

2points

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#7

Since I would be arrested if I so much as say hi to a female, I can only soeculate if this would work. "It must be tiring to carry around all that pretty."

Final score:

1point

MedusaWasBeautiful

Aroace tiger (she/they/he) 12 months ago

I feel like u perhaps may be exaggerating a tad

3points

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#8

(this one helped me get together with my gf, true story!)

Hey, I lost my number, can I have yours?

Final score:

1point

Skater Chick (he/him)

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#9

wow, when God made you, he was seriously showing off

(i'm drowning in cheese here)

Final score:

0points

Boootifull Unicorn

Mermeow Overlord (they/them) 11 months ago

Which one is the pickup line here because I think drowning in cheese would peak a lot of people's interest.

2points

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ladybug (She/her)

Hiya babes! Im a bisexual 14 year old that lives in California. I use the pronouns She/her! I wrote this at 3:24 am. I am not okay! :D! Have a good day, bugs!

Hiya babes! Im a bisexual 14 year old that lives in California. I use the pronouns She/her! I wrote this at 3:24 am. I am not okay! :D! Have a good day, bugs!

Diana Lopetaitė

Hey there, Pandas! My name is Diana (though some prefer to refer to me as Diane, Deanna, and even Liana sometimes), and I am a Community Post Moderator Lead for Bored Panda. As my position title states, I am one of the people (employed Pandas for bamboo) over here who work with the community side of things on this website to ensure all is well, and while at that, I also help various creators and artists get recognition for the incredible work they do by connecting them to a large worldwide audience. Other than that, outside of work, you can find me brewing a nice cup of coffee, making a pizza from scratch, or baking brownies. I also love traveling, concerts, and cats (heavy on that, because I am a cat mom).

Hey there, Pandas! My name is Diana (though some prefer to refer to me as Diane, Deanna, and even Liana sometimes), and I am a Community Post Moderator Lead for Bored Panda. As my position title states, I am one of the people (employed Pandas for bamboo) over here who work with the community side of things on this website to ensure all is well, and while at that, I also help various creators and artists get recognition for the incredible work they do by connecting them to a large worldwide audience. Other than that, outside of work, you can find me brewing a nice cup of coffee, making a pizza from scratch, or baking brownies. I also love traveling, concerts, and cats (heavy on that, because I am a cat mom).

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Mimi M 11 months ago

Hi - I'm Mimi

0points

Mimi M 11 months ago

Hi - I'm Mimi

0points

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