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#1
Excuse me, there’s something in your eye…
Nvm, it was just a ✨sparkle✨
Final score:
6points
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#4
1) Iodine Lutetium Vanadium Uranium
2) Are you Copper and Tellurium? Because you’re CuTe
Final score:
3points
#5
I with I was thymine so I could be paired with U
Final score:
2points
#6
Lol okay I have 2
I'm not a photographer, but I can picture you and me together✨ (in an aussie accent ofcc)
This one may trigger some people, but here goes: Are you an American school? 'Cause I'd like to shoot some kids in you
LMAO
If you got offended by the second one, I'm sorry :(
Final score:
2points
#7
Since I would be arrested if I so much as say hi to a female, I can only soeculate if this would work. "It must be tiring to carry around all that pretty."
Final score:
1point
#8
(this one helped me get together with my gf, true story!)
Hey, I lost my number, can I have yours?
Final score:
1point
#9
wow, when God made you, he was seriously showing off
(i'm drowning in cheese here)
Final score:
0points
Mermeow Overlord (they/them) 1 year ago
Which one is the pickup line here because I think drowning in cheese would peak a lot of people's interest.
What do you think ?
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