Share some funny pickup lines. Please stay appropriate though.

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#1

You want a raisin? How about a date?

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Salty Panda
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    Are you from Tennessee? Bc ur the only ten I see.

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    ThatBlackNightingale
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    #3

    Somebody call the cops because it’s got to be illegal to look that good

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    Whydoyoucare
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    #4

    Are you a train? Because I wanna ride you and make you scream (kudos to a random sixth grader by my band locker)

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    T0t@lly-f!ne!
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    #5

    Baby I want to be like an astronaut and get stuck in that black hole.

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    Andres Tejeda
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    #6

    *constantly sending an owl emoji after texts*
    "What's with the owls?"
    "Oh, because you're a hoot"

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    Gambit22
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    #7

    "I challenge you to a duel" Said by my Papa. To a person in love with my Nana. Guess who won?
    For the whole story check out my latest post, "Hey Pandas, what's the best love story you know?"

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    Mochi
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    #8

    Definitely the worst pickup line I've heard:

    "Is your name Cheese? Because every time I say your name, I smile"

    Poor guy was trying so hard but- 😂😭💀

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    Lex <3 (they/them)
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    #9

    Are you my homework? Because I want to slam you on the desk, promise to do you all night long, get distracted, last 2 mins, cry, turn on the tv and continue to hate myself for another weak performance. 😂😂😂

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    Red PANda (any pronouns)
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I relate to that, but not as a pick up line, just in general

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    #10

    Are you a 9/11 hijacker?, because you’ve broken in to the COCKpit.

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    ReallyConfusedAboutEverything
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    ReallyConfusedAboutEverything
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    1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, it’s in pretty bad taste and I feel bad because the first time I heard it I laughed out loud because it came from such an unexpected person.

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    #11

    It wasn’t even a pickup line. He just made the handsome squidward face and said heyyyyyyy 💀

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    Kaz (they/them)
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    #12

    My friend once tried to pick up a girl in the next car over at a traffic light by holding up the bucket and saying "I've got chicken!"

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    PandaSteve
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    #13

    Are you wearing space pants? Because your a$$ is outta this world.

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    Katrina Nixon
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    #14

    Does yelling "OW!" with the idea that someone is so hot that it burns count?

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    Headless Horseman
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