Share some funny pickup lines. Please stay appropriate though.

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#1

You want a raisin? How about a date?

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Salty Panda
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#2

Are you from Tennessee? Bc ur the only ten I see.

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ThatBlackNightingale
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#3

Somebody call the cops because it’s got to be illegal to look that good

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Whydoyoucare
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#4

Are you a train? Because I wanna ride you and make you scream (kudos to a random sixth grader by my band locker)

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#5

Baby I want to be like an astronaut and get stuck in that black hole.

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Andres Tejeda
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#6

*constantly sending an owl emoji after texts*
"What's with the owls?"
"Oh, because you're a hoot"

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Gambit22
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#7

"I challenge you to a duel" Said by my Papa. To a person in love with my Nana. Guess who won?
For the whole story check out my latest post, "Hey Pandas, what's the best love story you know?"

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Mochi
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#8

Definitely the worst pickup line I've heard:

"Is your name Cheese? Because every time I say your name, I smile"

Poor guy was trying so hard but- 😂😭💀

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Lex <3 (they/them)
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#9

Are you my homework? Because I want to slam you on the desk, promise to do you all night long, get distracted, last 2 mins, cry, turn on the tv and continue to hate myself for another weak performance. 😂😂😂

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Red PANda (any pronouns)
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I relate to that, but not as a pick up line, just in general

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#10

Are you a 9/11 hijacker?, because you’ve broken in to the COCKpit.

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, it’s in pretty bad taste and I feel bad because the first time I heard it I laughed out loud because it came from such an unexpected person.

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#11

It wasn’t even a pickup line. He just made the handsome squidward face and said heyyyyyyy 💀

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Kaz (they/them)
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#12

My friend once tried to pick up a girl in the next car over at a traffic light by holding up the bucket and saying "I've got chicken!"

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#13

Are you wearing space pants? Because your a$$ is outta this world.

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Katrina Nixon
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#14

Does yelling "OW!" with the idea that someone is so hot that it burns count?

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Headless Horseman
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