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#1

Passed two ladies in the street.
"There's that puddle I was telling you about."

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6points
BornToBeMild
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#2

I will not specify but it involved teenage boys and ‘staying in practice.’

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Final score:
4points
and_a_touch_of_the_’tism
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#3

I heard someone say that they were going to get someone a ribbon for Christmas

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2points
Otter-ly Crazy
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#4

Intimacy between my mother and her boyfriend.

I am fourteen years old and I have heard this multiple times.

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2points
Xavier_Is_Sus
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#5

someone lecturing their son about ghost protection. i was so weirded out

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2points
Yunjin A.K.A Panicattack queen
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#6

"God asked my dad if he wanted a gay son or a fat daughter, and he got both" - guy behind me in line at a restaurant

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Crunchy Swiffer Wetjet
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#7

“everything it sexier without legs and arms”

for context, it was a conversation about lizards and snakes

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2points
A_Human_Bean
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#8

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I was at a restaurant around a year ago and the people infront of is were getting to go.

Cashier
"Why aren't you tipping me? I served you! That is so rude of you"

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Shaba Ding Dong
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#9

When I was a kid I overheard another kid earnestly telling his little friend that 'I can run a circle as fast as a cat'. For whatever reason, that has stayed with me. In fact, that's probably the only thing I learned in school. That, and how $hit at learning I am.

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You Can Call Me Al
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