i actually made a bored panda article on my weird sentences!

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Some of my favorites: We have your sweaters (vi har dina tröjor) the duck do not eat the plates (ankorna äter inte tallrikarna) the man is wearing a pink dress (mannen här pa sig en rosa klänning) and my all time favorite: you are drinking my cats milk (du dricker min katts mjölk)

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Deutschland Mädchen
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sorry I didn't know it was your cat's. I just saw a guy in a pink dress (who dropped off my sweaters for me) set it out. I didn't want the ducks to eat the plate it was on, so I took it. Simple misunderstanding.

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#2

My friends mom was learning French and one of them was ‘Are you a horse?’

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#3

people all over the world take showers but only you don't want to
in Russian

he is standing behind an elephant's so noone can see him
in dutch

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#4

The deer does not speak

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sounds like something from a movie. *in a deep, mysterious voice* "The deer does not speak... muahahaha..."

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#5

We have a long cat - vi har en lang katt

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#6

Learning animals in Spanish gave me quite a few…interesting points of conversation. Some highlights include: "The cow cleaned the dog's ears." "The cat closed the fridge door." "This cow learned Spanish in Mexico." "The dogs wrote two letters yesterday."
I think some of these might just be insults tbh.

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#7

This one is kinda funny: "Je voudrais un peu de cafe avec mon sucre" (i would like some coffee with my sugar)

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