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Hey Pandas, What Is The Weirdest Phrase You’ve Ever Seen Advertised? (Closed)

There are so many weird ads out there. Share the phrases that seemed weird to you.

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#1

I once saw a Dorito ad where a man was paying attention to his woman, he only wanted Doritos. So she went to the bedroom and covered herself in Doritos. I was traumatized.

Final score:

4points

Bubblegum Witch

#2

That new Capri-sun ad, bro. It's a man acting all seductive and squirting Capri-sun into his mouth. Then at the end, it says: "Your kids will never know" Even though it's talking about "less sugar," I think there's a deeper meaning...🤔🤔🤔

Final score:

2points

#3

Another Doritos ad A boy loved Doritos and his girl got jealous and then played in bed and got naked and put Doritos on her boobs and d**k.

Final score:

1point

thank yall meow =OwO=

#4

Protochol. 100% unnecessary.
It's a protein shake mixed with alcohol. At least it's not false advertising.

Final score:

1point

Isabelle Drinkwater 2 years ago

I saw one once that said (and I quote) “We can’t wait to stalk your insta!”

1point

#5

Evolution isn't real, it's a corporate lie, call (this number) for truth!

Final score:

1point

Alex (she/they)

#6

I saw a QT Kitchen ad that said "Your Mouth Is Round For A Reason"

Final score:

1point

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Radish The Rabbit

Hi, I’m Radish! Here are some things about me… • My profile used to be called Isabelle Drinkwater • I have a band called A.N.G.E.L.I have a lilac Burmese • I like foxes • I like Zara the Squiddy Squid, Waddles, Do-nut touch the donut and Headless roach {\__/} ( • - •) / > ❤️

Hi, I’m Radish! Here are some things about me… • My profile used to be called Isabelle Drinkwater • I have a band called A.N.G.E.L.I have a lilac Burmese • I like foxes • I like Zara the Squiddy Squid, Waddles, Do-nut touch the donut and Headless roach {\__/} ( • - •) / > ❤️

Ieva Midveryte

Hello Pandas! My name is Ieva, though it's often mistaken for the word 'Leva,' and in Lithuanian, it means 'loser' (insert the pain emoji). While I don't take offense if you accidentally call me a loser, I thought I'd share something interesting with you, which I also do professionally at work.Anywayyy, my favorite part here is introducing you to creative people who deserve just as much recognition as famous celebrities. Besides that, I also enjoy memes and funny, lighthearted posts, and occasionally, I find myself drawn to a bit of internet drama.

Hello Pandas! My name is Ieva, though it's often mistaken for the word 'Leva,' and in Lithuanian, it means 'loser' (insert the pain emoji). While I don't take offense if you accidentally call me a loser, I thought I'd share something interesting with you, which I also do professionally at work.Anywayyy, my favorite part here is introducing you to creative people who deserve just as much recognition as famous celebrities. Besides that, I also enjoy memes and funny, lighthearted posts, and occasionally, I find myself drawn to a bit of internet drama.

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