F**k.

When the beef...DROPS!

I love it when people use their signs for a humorous message or quote.

I can picture them kicking an electrocuted corpse and yelling, "You owe us $200, a**hole!"

This hurts my brain...

Modern Day Pegasus? Or simply masquerading as a buck?

"And will be reported to the authorities" lol. "Sir, we were notified that you noticed a sign. We have some questions for you. Can you come down to the station and give a statement? Why don't you go ahead and hop into the back of my car real quick."

so... what's with the earthquake/tornado safety steps?

If it was NYC, I'd say it meant don't crap on the sidewalk. I've actually seen that happen.

Well that's a crap one.

would that be the same - it is currently not closed because it is open?

for little people?

It could just be doing a J-Turn.

Maybe it's like, an anagram or something