Hey Pandas, What Is The Weirdest Name For A Human You’ve Ever Heard? (Closed)

I'm feeling bored so tell me the weirdest names ever!!

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I once heard of a police officer with the name "Rob Bank". Not the weirdest name but very ironic.

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Illuminati Zoldyck

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Misha Writer 2 years ago

I went to school with a girl whose last name was Graves. She always said she was going to keep her last name and when she had a child, she was going to name the baby Robin Graves. I don't know if she ever did, but I think that one deserves a mention.

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Anita D**k. Her parents were living up their last name.

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Chich

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Chich (Submission author) 2 years ago

Should have been "living up to" But did you notice?

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I once knew a woman who took her husbands surname when they married. It was Cowslut.

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Hayley

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Xenon 2 years ago

Opportunity for both to change both surnames.

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My cousin named her baby Stoney
Also some twins in my brother's class were named Fire and Ice

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Chickens are fluffy

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riviere 2 years ago

omg thats epic

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La-A (pronounced La-Dash-Ah)

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Zane Denny

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riviere 2 years ago

lol

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My mom used to tease her younger sister and say that she would name her first born child "Ida Clare," (I declare.)

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I am an Alien

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Xenon 2 years ago

You have to pronounce it with the correct southern accent.

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This one is actually not bad, but I met this kid named Shy Angel.
First name Shy Angel.

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Unnamed Hooman

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Elizabeth VanDyke 2 years ago

I've seen Shyanne instead of Cheyenne

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Richard ‘D*ck’ Head (a boy my mum went to school with). Why? Just why? I also went to school with a Tabitha Katz (as in ‘Tabby Katz’). Some parents are odd.

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Lorna Lay

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Aunt Riarch 2 years ago

I knew a Richard Brain, and yes they called him D**k

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I went to school with a Sunday Knight.

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Piper

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Bun bun holy pug 2 years ago

Usnavy... she was born in Veracruz, Mexico and her father saw a ship docked in the port and the rest is history

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My friend's name is Cricket. Biological. He's an amazing person, never teased once. I think it's a cool name, honestly.

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Jaycen Grey

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riviere 2 years ago

big city greens vibes~~

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#11

Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-bop-bop

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idkwhatilike

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riviere 2 years ago

very original i must say

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Arckode (boy in my science class 💀)

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•🧿•DJ•🧿•

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riviere 2 years ago

thats actually kinda cool ngl sounds like a video gameeee

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#13

My foster brother for three months was named Great Wolf. His biological father, a bald white man, thought he was a Native American healer.

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I LIKE FROGS

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Xenon 2 years ago

Upvote for both names, Great Wolf and I LIKE FROGS

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#14

I use to work with a woman who's last name was Niederguess. If she had taken her husband's name when they married, she would have been Niederguess Pozybutt.

On a different theme, in my college dorm the head of my floor was Kitty Hawk (site of the first controlled powered airplane flight). Her brother's name was Tommy Hawk (think tomahawk, a type of hatchet).

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ThisIsMe

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Spittnimage 2 years ago

To quote Gordon Ramsey: Fkn 'ell 🤦🏻‍♀️

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Dandelion

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Olivia 🦋️‍🩹

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riviere 2 years ago

must be the last of the season

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#16

I think the weirdest name is my name. its Areah.

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The Forgotten Loser

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riviere 2 years ago

oh nah thats an epic name slayyy

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#17

I have a cousin named Cinderella. She goes by Cindy needless to say.

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Xenon

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riviere 2 years ago

is she blonde?

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Sky Walker

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Bec

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accidentallylita 2 years ago

😂

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#19

Abcde. Pronounced Ab-city. Like...what? Also Goat. I heared that one and thought, "poor kid."

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Organized Chaos

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Deutschland Mädchen 2 years ago

if i didn't know better, i wouldve thought the last two scentences were a pun

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#20

Once overheard a mom yelling at her kid "canyon" to stop splashing random people at the pool.

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Jocie (they/them) Pan, Abinary

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Autistic apricot 2 years ago

Could be a nickname? I hope it’s a nickname

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#21

a girl who i went to summer camp with was named arugala

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jules is the best

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NineLives 2 years ago

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#22

His last name was Boles. His first name was Sterling.
Sterling Boles. I always wondered if his middle name was Silver.

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Mini Yaya

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#23

Saw a name come through work from parents setting up and account for a child (less than a year old).

&roux… (Andrew), apparently he’s going to be called &y for short!

Have also heard there is a Nat#a out there too - Natasha

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Ozzyols

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Philly Bob Squires 2 years ago

Like K-VIII-lyn? as Kaitlyn. Poor kid.

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Dethel

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Stephanie Did It

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#25

Authuymn (her parents said the spelling was `easier')

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Abby Xace

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Robin Roper 2 years ago

Easier than what?

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My brother went to school with Shawn Lamb.

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Helen Rohrlach

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NineLives 2 years ago

...country accent?

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#27

Someone I know… Ben Dover. Honestly. Also a guy called Hugh Jass . Why… just why…

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Nancy. Just Nancy.

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Spittnimage 2 years ago

Some of these parents were very immature when they had children.

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#28

I knew a man in the UK named John Thomas, which is also British slang for a pen¡s

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Trentin Quarantino

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Cheyanne Pavan 2 years ago

We had two of those in high school, but one of them (a very good friend of mine who is now gone) was Greek so the spelling was "Tsamis."

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#29

Worked with a guy from India whose name was Ishit! Fortunately for him, it was pronounced "Ee-sheet", and I managed to keep a straight face when looking at his name tag.

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Richard Ries

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Fricsmom 2 years ago

Had an East Indian student named ‘Ahshit’ 😳

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Richard Breath

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Tracy Butler

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#31

Aeropagita, it means "member of the Areopagus of Athens" in Spanish

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Lucía Ortega

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#32

finger

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epicly trolled

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accidentallylita 2 years ago

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Oh! I have another one. Down the street from me, their child is Briar. As in Briar Patch- prickly bushes. So..yeah.

In the South, we keep the maternal lines going by naming our boys maiden names as first names which is why you have a lot of southern boys with last names for first names. Just a bit of trivia.

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Piper

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Robin Roper 2 years ago

My son has as his maternal great grandmother's maiden name and his middle name is his paternal grandmother's maiden name - I'm from the US south, North Carolina to be specific.

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Family in my elementary school last name Rhor (roar). Kids: Ikan and Tigha.
Cousin: Tanner Black
Sister in law hyphenated her last name: Black-Brown.

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Fricsmom

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Lia Salvatore 2 years ago

ikan?

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See, I don't know if this counts but I went through a (rather annoying apparently) phase of using the pet name 'Snerticus' for my wife. It still makes me snigger a lil bit. I know, I'm a child. Snerticus. Hehe.

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$cagsy

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It's actually a banger name, but there s a kid in my class named Tripp.

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Grooks

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Lorraine R 2 years ago

Sarah Palin's sons are Trig and Track.

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#37

benja benja

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riviere

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NineLives 2 years ago

wow

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#38

I met a girl named Foxi. Cute name, but idk if that’ll end up well later. I also heard of a lady’s named Cinna, short for Cinnamon.

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Bubblegum Witch

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#39

I met a woman with the legal first name "Baby."

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Robin Roper

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Rosemary Booth 2 years ago

Nobody puts Baby in a corner.

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I was a PA (program aid) at Girl Scout camp named zazy pronounced zAY-zee. We called her za-zee for 3 days before she got the courage to correct us. We felt so bad.

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Da Dragon Queen

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My grandmother was a teacher, she had a student named Teresa Green.

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𝕜𝕖𝕣𝕞𝕚𝕥

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Bored Panda 2 years ago

Uh? Is that a character from a book or something? Sounds normal to me.

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#42

I knew a girl named Ginger Snapp. I met her coming down the cookie aisle at the grocery store once.

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Kelly Hartle

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#43

I had state testing in the third grade, and we had to do it at some church building. I sat next to this one girl who looked nice, and we talked for a bit before the test. I asked her the usual questions for that age. You know, how old are you, how many siblings do you have, what's your name, what's your favorite color, etc.

She, like me, was about 8-9. She had 5 siblings. She also had a ton of siblings. Her name, I swear to you was something like "Starshine Pineapple" with like 5 other similar sounding middle names crammed in there; Awesome, Rainbow, Rockstar, stuff like that. I thought she was kidding, but when they brought in the scratch paper for our math test, they have stickers with out student info on them, so our names were on there as well. She was not kidding. It was her legal name.

She liked purple.

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Emerald

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Deutschland Mädchen 2 years ago

oh no that poor kid

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Merlin

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LilaNadja Apfel

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Awkward Lady 2 years ago

A good Welsh name, the wizard in the King Arthur stories. I knew a Merlin in school.

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Anya (On-ya) Peters

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kool mudkips

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BeepBeepBoopBoop 2 years ago

nothing wrong with this one either

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#46

I dont know if I am writing it exact. But a friends brother from junior highs name was Sidha JoRae Jakamo Hackett.

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FABULOUS1

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Alison Marchand 2 years ago

Sounds fun to say 🙂

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#47

Knew a Ben Dover and a Rick Shaw both real names Some peoples parents ugggh

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Alexandria Z

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William Tinsley 2 years ago

I also went to high school with a Richard Shaw. He was hilarious

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#48

Denephew

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Aik

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Lauren Copland 2 years ago

And Denise

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#49

Cinderella and Graphite

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Katrina Nixon

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NineLives 2 years ago

graphite... wonder what their last name was

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#50

jaquayveontavious

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Justin Johnson

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First name Knowledge, middle name Supreme. Knowledge Supreme.

Also, Franny Doody.

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Doireanne

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Elizabeth VanDyke 2 years ago

I had a friend whose name is Judy. I called her Judy Doody. I mentioned to her that if she married Howdy Doody, her name would really be Judy Doody. She didn't find it funny.

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Teresa Brown

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Helen Rohrlach

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Xenon 2 years ago

OK, what's weird about that?

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#53

Awerie and Owerie - boy twins

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Bjarne McDonald

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accidentallylita 2 years ago

Oh dear. Poor kids

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#54

Chance Luck

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Bec

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#55

A girl from my high school named her kid Tynleigh..

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Brooke Klein

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William Tinsley 2 years ago

That's one of my best friends' sister's name and my last name is Tinsley. Their last name is Ryan and that's my brother's name. Strange world we live in :)

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#56

One of my former schoolteachers named her child Loveday Daisy.

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Trentin Quarantino

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Doireanne 2 years ago

Loveday is an old English name that is still used today in Cornwall, UK. A character in Rosamunde Pilcher's 'Coming Home' and the daughter of Drake and Morwenna in 'Poldark' are named Loveday.

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#57

I have a library customer named Lady Jordans

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Mrs.King0315

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#58

Once on YouTube I was watching a video about funny yearbook quotes and one person's name was "d*ck long"! i proceeded to laugh my a** off

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Eliana Frank

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accidentallylita 2 years ago

Oh god really?

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#59

Tyrassassazzion

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Ruth Kilpatrick

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Ruth Kilpatrick (Submission author) 2 years ago

This is public record... tyrassassa...3dd289.jpg

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#60

My mom went to jr high with a girl named Summer Eve (as in the feminine hygeine product).
And my high school geometry teacher's name was Mrs. Circle.

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Jynxiecat

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Yoli Lawrence 2 years ago

I knew a Kimberly Clark

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#61

Lady I knew whose first name was Joy took her husband’s last name, which was also Joy. Joy Joy. Sigh.

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Time Travelling Kelli

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#62

My Dad told the story of a woman he worked with whose name was Elizabeth Stykonya, everyone called her Liz. She was engaged to a lovely guy called Eric. One day Dad and a mutual friend overheard Liz talking in the break room about her upcoming marriage and one of the girls at the table asked if she was considering hyphenating her surname. Liz commented she hadn’t considered it.

When they were back off break, Dad’s mate said to Liz that he would suggest Liz really think about if hyphenating her name would be a good idea. One of the girls got shirty and accused the bloke of being rude and it was Liz’s choice and it was none of his business.

The bloke agreed that was true… but then went on to point out… Liz was marrying Eric Colla. If she hyphenated her name it would be Elizabeth Stykonya-Colla… or as she was more commonly known…

Liz Stykonya-Colla!

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Ozzyols

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Barnabe. (Barnabee?) I dunno. Ive never met anyone with this name, but I remember hearing it in a Benny Hill skit.

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Elizabeth VanDyke 2 years ago

I think Barnabe was a vampire on an old soap opera.

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#64

Savory, is not pronounced like savory food but I'm not sure how to spell out the pronunciation.

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#65

One job where I was a SysAdmin, we had a user named 'Polycarp Mguebwuo'.

Then there was the guy in the Publications department, swear to God his name was 'Clark Kent'.

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Deutschland Mädchen 2 years ago

keep an eye on mr. kent- he may try to skip work to save the world occasionally

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#66

In the 1960s in my hometown we have Earthalene and Epluribus.

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#67

Here in seattle, my friend's name is Awesome. Literally.

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Kim Steffen

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Harry Head.

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Kim Steffen

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#69

Plez. A boy I used to know’s first name. No idea why…

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Teresa Hale

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So this is a name I hear all the time, because it's mine. My name is Noam. Not gnome. Not No-Um. It's Noam. Oh and did I mention I live in Japan. It's even worse hearing it with an accent

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This That Pink Venom

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This will only make sense if you remember the old Lone Ranger show. In my son's middle school class there was a boy named Hiro (Hi-roh) Silba. I kept hearing what I thought was Hi-ho Silver at an awards ceremony and thought it was a joke. Then I found the name written out in the program. If the kid was a bit older, he probably would have gotten teased about it, but not many folks get the reference any more.

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Lillianne Lopez

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Yoli Lawrence 2 years ago

If the boy was from a Japanese background that is no surprising. L and R are interchangeable in the Japanese language. In Australia we have two large grocery stores Coles and Woolworths. My Japanese teacher would always tell us she was going shopping at “The place that is not Coles” as she hated trying to pronounce Woolworths.

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When I worked in Alberta there was a student named Pinky Butt in one of the classes.

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I am a civil servant and I work in a health unit on the outskirts of São Paulo and strange names are no exception: Joleno (it was supposed to be John Lennon), Valdisnei (Walt Disney), Maryrryanna (sounds like marihuana), Lindão (very beautiful) inspired in the name of Lyndon Johnson...

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#74

I used to deliver for FedEx and had a customer named English King. I asked her about it once and she told me that her maiden name was Ivy and her parents thought that "English Ivy" was clever. Then she married Mr. King.

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Bored Panda

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#75

Meconium....really! It is a poor childs name, and the title of a babies first poop.

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