mine is you can not fish while sitting on a giraffe's neck

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Witchcraft was first legalized in the colony of Pennsylvania. No man may purchase alcohol without written consent from his wife - Newton. Coasting on Beaver Street is illegal - Edgeworth. You can’t sit down while watering your lawn with a hose - York. A group of 5 or more Native Americans are to be considered a raiding party and may be killed on the spot - Mount Pocono. It is illegal to put pretzels in bags - Philadelphia. It is illegal to sip a carbonated drink while lecturing students in a school auditorium - Hazelton. It is illegal to have sex with a truck driver inside a toll booth - Harrisburg. It is illegal to race mufflerless go-karts after 6PM on Sunday - Bensalem. By law, “watch stuffers” are unwelcome - McKeesport. The list goes on and on.

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#2

Oh gosh…
“It’s illegal to drag a dead horse across the street”
… I have many questions

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#3

It is illegal to put an ice cream cone in your back pocket -Kentucky, USA

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#4

That police officers have immunity from civil suits. I don't mean the department, I mean the officer themselves are immune from liability or civil suits if they commit crimes against you! (I live in the US)

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#5

Butt stuff is illegal. No alcohol purchases on Sunday. Adultery is illegal. Wearing boots to bed is illegal. Tattoos were illegal until 2006. Dogs need a permit to hang out on private property in groups of 3 or more. Washing clothes in a bird bath is illegal. No elephants allowed downtown. Women gambling in the nude, a towel, or lingerie is illegal. Having “relations” with a car is illegal. Pretending to have sex with a Buffalo in a bar is illegal. Sex before marriage is illegal. Making ugly faces at a dog is illegal. Some of these are regional and some are state wide. None are enforced. They’re just weird laws.

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#6

Try to guess where I'm from. In my province, it's illegal to allow a chicken to cross the road!

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#7

In my country....giving away some pricy or expensive things free to someone is an insult. I mean lol why? I did a garage sell one time and everyone game me dirty looks. Only a pigeon came to take a pigeon figurine....

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#8

Flying a kite requires a permit💀

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#9

Its illegal to be homeless 👁👄👁

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#10

No idea but for being gay, I am a criminal in like 70+ countries 🙃

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#11

In Maryland, you can still legally marry your first cousin.

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