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#1
Finding a site where a headless roach Deadpool a donut with sloth and all kinds of other people talk and look at funny stuff also here’s the griffon
Final score:
7points
#2
I was in line to order my food, and when I walked past this woman, she turned around and said "You almost stepped on my FOOT, get AWAY from me or I'll call the MANAGER". She then proceeded to be rude to the people in front of her because she thought they "cut" (she cut in front of me btw) and then was rude to the cashier, who is a very nice old lady that was trying her best.
She then walked by the booth me and my friend had sat in, noticed the pride pin my friend had on their bag, and began telling them that they were going to hell. Apparently she's a frequent customer as well.
Final score:
7points
UnicornloverSummer 1 year ago
Monster. She should go to h3ll! Thats just NOT ok. If she does that every time she goes, i suggest a lifetime ban.
#3
I once as a kid went to church with my fiend whos family went every week. One of those speaking in tongues and falling over churches.
Final score:
6points
#4
Once I was over at my friend’s house, and we decided to go into the basement. I thought it was gonna be like, you know, one of those play basements with toys and stuff, but it was dark. She had to go to the bathroom, and told be to go back to the ping-pong table. Nah. I went to the basement instead. I accidentally touched the close door button, instead of the light switch. I screamed and cried until I heard my friend peeing. I followed the sound until I got to the light switch, which was near the button.
Tl;dr: I followed the souls of a friend’s pee to find my way out of a dark basement. Oh yeah, griffon.
Final score:
5points
#5
I was shovelling snow after a large dump. I had already completed our upper deck and had started on the lower deck. All of a sudden I put the shovel down, walked up to the upper deck and started digging through the snow off one of the corners. Found my dog buried. He wasn’t making a sound and no movement. To this day I cannot explain it. It was like something took over my body, I had no thoughts as to what I was doing or why. Still haunts me to think that I would have had no idea what happened to him, until spring. Something saved us from that whole situation.
Final score:
5points
RafCo (he/him/ele) 1 year ago
Was the dog okay? Did he die? I need to know what happened to the pup
#6
Every time I have a dream that predicts events
Final score:
5points
#7
Was staying at a cheaper hotel in a town with some pretty rough edges (depending on where you went). Was approached by a visibly distressed woman who asked for a ride home. Wanting to help, I said I’d take her. She proceeded to tell me the entire way that she was going to get beat up when she got home, but adamantly did not want me to call the cops. Also started acting super erratic, including looking at my laptop bag in a way that I started to wonder if I was going to get robbed. Looking back, it seems pretty clear there was domestic violence, plus maybe some other illegal things going on.
Next time I call the cops.
Also, gryphon.
Final score:
4points
#8
So in my 4th year of primary, a little kid pointed at me and said: -Mummy, is IT a boy , or a girl?- ( i have extremely short hair, keeping it short from yr4) i was shocked. He was abt 4 or 5 aswell!
Final score:
4points
#9
Its multiple things but there have been many, many things that I swear to remember but nobody else in my family does. also Griffon
Final score:
3points
#10
I have a condition called Ankylosing Spondylitis which effects my spine and it has a noticeable curve. I once had a random stranger come up and ask if he could pray on my back. As soon as he was finished ask8ng he put his hand on my back and started praying to Jebus. I'm not religious or anything and never met the bloke. I was just walking home with my dog from the shops
Final score:
3points
Huddo's sister 1 year ago
I was part of a bible study in school, just a small collection of students who met at lunch once a week. One day one of the boys had a bad toothache and asked us to lay hands on him and pray. While I am a Cristian, laying hands etc is not something I believe in or ever do otherwise, but I felt pressured to. It was such an odd experience, especially since the whole time I was thinking 'I really don't believe in this!' and at the end he claimed his toothache was completely gone. I can't imagine how much more awkward it would be if it was a random stranger coming up to me and wanting to lay their hands on me! I'm so sorry that happened to you!
#11
about two or three years ago, i was on a plane with my family, but my seat ended up being separate from the rest of their’s. it was a full flight too, so i couldn’t change seats. so, with a stranger on either side, i put on my headphones and started to draw. one of the men next to me tapped my shoulder, so took off my headphones and he asked if i’d like to play mario cart on his switch with him, but i declined. he said “awe, please? it’s really fun!” and so i gave in, beating him 2/3
Final score:
3points
#12
Once I went out with my uncle to buy some droids. One was pretty cute, and the other one was super chatty. Anyways, got them home and started up the cute one, when it started playing a message for some guy named Obi Juan Kenobi. Anyways, I didn't want to have anything to do with that s**t, so I pawned then off on some Jawas. Let some other jerk deal with this Obi Juan stuff. Took that money to the market and got some sweet power converters
Final score:
3points
#13
After work in San Francisco at the intersection of Fremont and Mission streets, I decided to not start walking in the crosswalk when the "do not walk" sign starting blinking like so many people do. I am glad I chose to wait, for a Sam Trans bus lost control and killed several people in that crosswalk.
Final score:
3points
#15
Existing🫥
Final score:
2points
#16
I'm good at navigation, in the sense that I remember the places; if we drive somewhere and I look out of the window, I will thereafter remember that route we've taken.
Anyway, a few years back, I had a dream of a place in the city we lived in, with a tramstop, shops, etc. Key thing is, I had never been there.
I woke up, thinking it was cool that my brain could come up with an area like that and remembered the dream
...we passed that exact place I had dreamt of two or so years later.
Final score:
1point
Cowws (Submission author) 1 year ago
this also happened to my Mum. She dreamt of a French town she hadn't been to and when she and her friends passed through it on a road trip, she led them to the bakery
#17
Our two dogs escaped the fenced yard. My husband I immediately started looking for them. We put up poster and posted to social media. We checked the pounds, vet clinics, etc. they were chipped. Friends and family were actively looking as well, no luck. They had been missing for over a week, when my 5 yr old niece was injured and had to be rushed to the hospital for stitches. On the return trip, at 3:30am, we were a few miles from the house and she was hurting, tired and crying. To distract her, I suggested that she roll down the window and call for the dogs. She did, and not a minute later as I came around a curve, there they stood on the side of the road just wagging their tails. I still don’t know where they had been or why they suddenly returned that night.
Final score:
1point
#18
when I went to this Web page (w w w dot bored panda dot com) whent then there were posts with comments and the internet existed whent with website and one of the posts had a question("Hey Pandas, What Is The Weirdest Experience You Have Ever Had?") and then a wrote a responce to the questoon but the descriptions to put the word griffin in answer sorsome reason so I did that: Griffon
Final score:
0points
#19
I have boy/girl twins and when they were in the crawling stage I was changing my son’s diaper and his sister crawled up and swatted her brother’s winky and crawled away. I froze in disbelief and really wished another adult was around to witness the comedy!!!
Final score:
0points
#20
As a high school junior (1990) our sociology class visited a very old mental hospital several times. It was Christmastime and we were instructed to bring small gifts for patients. I made play-doh type stuff.
The day came and I sat at a 4-top table in a day room with another student, Scott. Doors open and a thin woman locks eyes with me and makes a beeline to our table.
I introduce myself, saying, “Hi; I’m April. What’s your name?” She responded in a vacant voice, “April.” Okay, great (yikes).
She starts molding the play-doh and makes a rat. She strokes the creation saying “it’s a rat. Nice rat.” Then seconds later she starts smashing her fist into the clay, proclaiming, “KILL THE RAT.”
Omg. As a sheltered 17yo, I was terrified. My classmate and I just shared glances, clearly freaked out, but had to sit there like nothing happened.
Final score:
0points
#22
I was a young woman coming home late (and alone) from a work meeting (maybe 11:30PM).
I lived in a poor area of the city, but it was rather safe and quiet at night despite drug dealing everywhere.
On my way, I noticed a drunk homeless man, talking alone, making drunk people sounds (mumbling, spluttering). He was so drunk I'm sure he could see Griffons.
If I wanted to avoid passing near him, I would have had to leave the main road and cross the buildings and that was a nope.
So here it is. I'm watching carefully this man who is looking at the ground, hands down, rummaging.
At first he doesn't even notice me, but at some point he stands up with a very heavy stick in hand, and shouts at me "Oh, nicey dolly"!
My blood freezes. It's too late to change routes and he's clearly expecting an answer, so I say "hi!" And just pass by with a weird smile.
The guy doesn't seem to follow me but still has the stick in hand and shouts at me, so I politely say "good night, sir", wave at him and go as fast as I can without running.
He finally says goodbye back and returns to his intense search.
Final score:
0points
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SmooshyFries 1 year ago
An ex-boyfriend wanted me to meet his parents so we went to their home in Laguna Beach. It was after we had dinner on our date so it was about 9:30. He takes me upstairs- to their bedroom. Where they are lying naked in bed! His mom and dad each put out their hand to shake so there I was, running from one side of the bed to the other to shake hands. Then my bf starts talking about his dads "dog ears" and I said What? Dog ears , thinking there was a dang dog under the blankets with them. No, no, there wasn't a dog ! My bf was talking about his dads saggy ball sacks that hang halfway to his knees! I was dying of embarrassment but acted like I didn't know what he was talking about and the subject was quickly changed to showing me the Renoir hanging in the hall, Thank God
SmooshyFries 1 year ago
An ex-boyfriend wanted me to meet his parents so we went to their home in Laguna Beach. It was after we had dinner on our date so it was about 9:30. He takes me upstairs- to their bedroom. Where they are lying naked in bed! His mom and dad each put out their hand to shake so there I was, running from one side of the bed to the other to shake hands. Then my bf starts talking about his dads "dog ears" and I said What? Dog ears , thinking there was a dang dog under the blankets with them. No, no, there wasn't a dog ! My bf was talking about his dads saggy ball sacks that hang halfway to his knees! I was dying of embarrassment but acted like I didn't know what he was talking about and the subject was quickly changed to showing me the Renoir hanging in the hall, Thank God
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