Hey Pandas, What Is The Weirdest Dream You’ve Ever Had?

Weird dreams can sometimes mean something about your social life, current heath conditions, family issues, and more. Maybe this page will help you figure out what these dreams mean.

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Okay so one time I had this dream that my first grade class was on a field trip to this strange fairy town that was made of glass mushrooms, glowing in different shades of pink and blue. There were multiple houses kind of like 'inside' the mushrooms, and there was a massive marketplace.
I was exploring the town when my sister ran up to me and said that there was a merchant at one of the stalls giving everyone superpowers. I came with her to see and the merchant looked exactly like the one from a game I used to play in first grade called Prodigy. There was a long line of kids waiting to get their superpowers.
It was finally my turn, and the merchant told me to take my shirt off and lay down on this table. I laid down on my stomach and he injected a needle into my back, but it didn't hurt. I stood back up again and walked off. My sister came up to me and said she'd gotten super speed, and she asked what mine was. I just ignored her, or maybe I did something else, I don't remember. Anyway, I was suddenly in one of the fairy houses and this weird Chinese lady was sitting criss-cross applesauce, floating in midair. She said I had telepathy and telekinesis, and those were forbidden powers. I got really scared and ran, and I ran for a really long time and suddenly I was back in the house and I was crying because everyone was chasing me and then the lady comes up to me and she says she didn't mean it it was a lie and then a Chinese man walks in, and I woke up before getting a good look at him.
I never figured out what the man wanted, but I was having a good dream later on, like a year later, and suddenly the woman appears again and just glares at me. I woke up and haven't seen her since.

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Elyse Childress (Submission author) 6 months ago

I actually have had a ton of weird dreams, you guys can let me know if you want them posted.

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I had a dream where the entire extended family were out to watch a dog show taking place somewhere in a rural part of my state in an open ground. My brother was competing in the dog show for some reason. I called him a dog and he got so mad at me that he turned into a staircase which resulted in him getting disqualified. To save myself from my family’s wrath I ran to Nepal (I literally ran to Nepal) which took around 5 minutes

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Elyse Childress 6 months ago

A staircase? Not the smartest choice of disguise, but it would certainly perplex many bystanders.

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Okay so you guys commented that you want more of my weird dreams, so here's another one.

Me and my mom, sister, brother, and, for some reason, my aunt, were all canoeing. We came up on a waterfall and just nonchalantly canoed over the side and went horizontally like a poorly animated video. We reached the bottom and found an abandoned playground. It was a classic playground, tunnel slide, monkey bars, those obstacle course stairs thingies that kids play freeze tag on.
We decided to play at the park. My mom and aunt went to sit down and chat at a bench, me and my sister went to play, and my brother just vanished completely.
I was trying to go into the tunnel slide but it was curved away from where I would've gotten in. I took a look from the outside and the part where I would get in from was turned to the right and completely filled in with that plasticy stuff, but it was slightly hollowed out, like something had punched it in. Inside the circle, there was a baby about the size of my pinkie sitting there crying. I ran to mom and told her about it and asked her to help it, but she just shrugged it off and said 'It's just a baby' (she would never do this in real life she's a great person). I was perplexed, but my aunt agreed with her, and then my aunt said something I can't remember, and I just woke up.

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Well, I was at PetSmart with a buncha randos buying supplies for my new Zombie Dog who was like 327 years old. I don't like dogs, but the Zombie dog was strangely cute in an ick sort of way.
Anyway, I bought a bunch of supplies and carried them out in one of those big brown paper bags, like the ones you carry your lunch in but bigger, and I realized that PetSmart was basically in a cement lot surrounded by one of those dead swamps that have a lot of murky brown water and dead yellow plants. There were also purple frogs the size of the ones in Minecraft everywhere. Anyway, all of a sudden the bag of stuff and the zombie dog ran off, and me and these randos walked through a path in the swamp. I vaguely remember walking over a bridge, and then we were climbing over this dead log. Then there was a blue lake, nothing like the rest of the swamp, in front of us, and there was a tube. Basically, everyone tubed across with no aid from a boat or motor or anything. When it was my turn, I was like halfway across when the tube zoomed into the air in an arc, and I fell into the water, but it was one of those things were you keep falling. I woke up after that.

I also have one more that only lasted for like five seconds, but it was the scariest dream I've ever had. Basically, I was walking though a like cartoon forest, but the trees were like a dark forest green and the sky was navy blue. I turned the 'corner' of one of the trees and some kind of crazy monster leapt out at me and bit my ear. I can still remember the sound of its growl, unlike anything I'd heard before. And when I woke up, I could still fear pain where the monster had bitten me.

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ThatOneFish She/Her 2 months ago

That last one is scary! 😰

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Okay so back in fifth grade every day after school I had to go to this thing called y-care and I absolutely HATED it! it was normally held in the school cafeteria, and the teachers were really mean.
In this dream, I was in y-care but it was at a Payless but the Payless was absolutely MASSIVE, and it was in the middle of a neighborhood, just chilling there. I was just wandering the store eating gushers and I had to go to the bathroom so I ran towards the bathroom and knocked into this Payless employee who was like "watch where you're going kid" and I was like "okay whatever" and I went to the bathroom.
The bathroom was a GIANT circular room with just circles upon circles of toilets, no stalls, nothing. There was just one bathroom, meaning boys and girls were together. There was a dude just chilling in an oversized toilet, with just his head, arms, and feet visible because the thing was so big. He says "What's up, sweetheart?", and I just walked away because that was weird.
I walk outside of the Payless and sit on the curb, waiting for mom to pick me up. I asked one of the two people watching us where the other person was, and she said that the other person's house was nearby and she was checking her mail. I just sat there and waited for a much longer time then was needed to check ones mail and then the person came back carrying a big feather with a wet black tip. The person was like "there was a sedative in my mail" like it was NO BIG DEAL and I just lost and started crying. Then mom comes and picks me up and everything is ok and I wake up. Only dream I've ever had with a happy ending.

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