I once had a dream that there was a zombie apocalypse. For some reason, Beyoncé was our group leader, and we were staying in a cabin in the woods. No doors. When the zombies came in, I was the first to die. Dying felt like getting hit with a pool noodle.

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hi myself, gay weirdo🇺🇦️‍‍

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I was looking in a mirror on an old chifforobe. I didn’t look like me at all. My hair was in a bun and I was putting on a small hat and pinned it in place. I was wearing a shirtwaist and floor length skirt. I turned and opened the door to leave a small room. Then I’m holding a baby (I have no children) and I knew it was mine. Next I’m in the bed next to the window looking out lace curtains. I’m crying because I’ve been terribly burned and I know I’m dying.

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Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!

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Had a dream that my cat was wering a tux while i was at prom and he said “GREAT SCOTT! WE FORGOT TO PICK UP TORD FROM THE ARMADILLO FACTORY!” And we rode a bike to the factory and tord randomly turned into a cat….it was weird

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Cherry_Limead

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I was at the doctor's because of a scratchy throat, so they took a swab to get it tested. I went home and was living my life but for some reason, we only had cobblestone streets everywhere. The news started showing that people were going missing and that only one body had been found. Anyways, so my friend and I are out one night, and the streets start filling with this fog, and it was laughing gas (not the dentist type, it was a highly powerful weapon that put you in a drunk state and all you could do is laugh). My friend and I knew that we should cover our mouths and noses so that we didn't get the full effect, but we were still laughing our butts off. We got home and realized that the government was probably using this to steal victims to do tests on them. The next day, they started blaming me for these disappearances. So there was these chase scene with me and these animated Bobbies (Victorian Police) around the city until I escaped into a dumpster. Another friend of mine was living in there for some reason and she had a whole garden in there. She then held out a potato plant for me and said "take this for your quest, you will need it". Then my Grandma pulled up in her car and was like "get in! We're going to the dentist!" We got there and we somehow proved all of the government's misdeeds and solved the crimes and figured out they had made the laughing gas using the swab from my throat. Then my Aunt walked in a day down and said "do you like my new rainbow birkenstocks?!" I'm not kidding about this dream, and I have had many others that are just as weird.

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MMQ

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It involved bongos and Spider-Man

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Gwenyth

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