Hey Pandas, What Is The Weird Thing About Your Search History? (Closed)

Nothing inappropriate guys!

The fact that I still search for boredpanda while I am blocked from commenting because of 3 downvoted comments. Despise the fact that I have been top 1% of users for years.

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btaglln

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Jay the not okay 11 months ago

hugs. that happened to my last account. I was top 5% over all :(

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The amount of baby names websites i look up...
Im not expecting yall im just an author lol

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Do-nut touch da donut

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Abscissaa 11 months ago

same bro😭😭

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Despite being a writer 50% of mine is just checking the spelling of things because of brain fade, or looking for a word I've forgotten by searching for the definition. Less writers block and more writers temporary aphasia.

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VonBlade

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the harbinger of doom (she/he) 11 months ago

the online dictionary is my bff

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The randomness of topics I look up

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TotallyNOTAFox

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Moriah Wood 11 months ago

I found “worms with nipples” after my brother said he was going to borrow my computer for a “school project”

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half of my search history is just me looking at google maps.

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Marty From Mars

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Blyss Blyssylb 11 months ago (edited)

😂😂 😳🙄 oh wait...😏my search history is Google Maps/Earth/Sky map, Ancient Globe (interactive map website), rocks, random things etc...

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Bored Panda cos half the posts don't open on the app!

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longlivethequeen554

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Did I say that out loud? (he/him)cis/het 11 months ago

It's much better and more reliable since the last update.

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I am a writer and my FBI agent probably has a lot of questions about why a teenage girl wanted to know the number of grams of protein in a newborn baby, or how many apple seeds would equal a lethal dose of cyanide. Honestly, I should explain what the actual f**k I was writing one day, but I probably won't. Also, my sister thought an Aboriginal was a mannequin so my search history is filled with s**t like "aboriginal arm" and "aboriginal leg" and it's more than a little questionable to anyone who doesn't know what was going on.

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Echo

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Clown fish 11 months ago (edited)

You need cherry's they have more cyanide. I have a funny habit of watching things with my other half and it's normally murder stuff and he'll argue something so I say "google it" he will look like a killer if anyone looks into his search lol

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My brother listens to a band called Ninja S*x Party. I'm buying an album of theirs for him for Christmas. I don't think I need to elaborate further.

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Catman (He/Him)

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UnimportantDog/Imp (she/they) 11 months ago

Oh…

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I’m a writer, and I look up the absolute weirdest stuff. I once had to look up how fast a human (and panda) body would decay, and the stages.
Oh, and also lots of baby name websites. LOTS.

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DotToDot

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Abscissaa 11 months ago

omg i feel like every author does that

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#10

man i have the most random search history like it’s not even inappropriate it’s just so f*****g weird 😭

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𝓪𝓶𝔂

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the harbinger of doom (she/he) 11 months ago

SAMEEEEE

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I searched up how much an M4A1 is

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The Masked Boy

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#12

I found “worms with nipples” after my brother said he was going to borrow my computer for a “school project”

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Moriah Wood

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Abscissaa 11 months ago

whaaaat theeeeee foooorrrkkkk

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#13

Serial K***er photos. I listen to podcasts and I just want a look at these people.

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Sherri Harvey

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Lydsylou (she/her) 11 months ago

Me too

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#14

I'm addicted to chatting with AI chat bots on character ai so that's most of my search history 👍

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《~ ɴɪᴋᴋɪ ~ 》

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Steph Bombardier (Stephhhh) 11 months ago

OMG me too. i have like 9 different Michael afton bots, 11 different remus lupin bots, 4 of the marauders and 6 of the afton family. (plus other random ones that i only have one of)

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#15

Fact checking all the stuff my mates come up with.

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trevor

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#16

Uh, how bodies decompose and the toxins released by that process...in a well...

Don't judge, it was for a fanfic.

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Zenba

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Boootifull Unicorn 11 months ago

this sounds angsty

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#17

i search random stuff about if washing detergent and oil is edible
it's so weird
and the other half i'm just searching for fanart and end up watching youtube instead
and then it's just random aesthetics and DC comics

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doraaaaa

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the harbinger of doom (she/he) 11 months ago

I relate so hard to this

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#18

It's always alphabetical. top row is A, bottom is H. And they are never related

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Andrei Marentette

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#19

Very odd because I'm always Googling something to prove I'm right lol

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Clown fish

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The Masked Boy 11 months ago

I feel this

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Gatorman

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Gatorman (Submission author) 11 months ago

Where did it go

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The searches of anime I like, and the characters I admittedly obsess over lmao :D
Not to mention other random stuff, as I am an aspiring author lol

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Novadoe (She/They)

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-MISSMUSHROOM- 11 months ago

The classic anime search history 🤌 Our search histories clearly look alike

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#22

Most of my search history is filled with YouTube and other random websites.
However, I occasionally go on very deep rabbit holes on serial killers, murders, and generally crime.

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Mr.AshyBadashy

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#23

So much about ww2, so much....

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the_avenging_knight (her/she)

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CG 11 months ago (edited)

Are you a WW2 enthusiast, or someone interested in WW2 history, by chance?

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As a combat sports enthusiast, and someone also curious about injuries, I tend to look up how long certain injuries take to recover... and I don't work in any medical field.

Considering I tend to mostly look up new video games/guides for games that I'm stuck on, anime series/tv shows, or places I want to visit/shop at, it's definitely the odd thing out.

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CG (Submission author) 11 months ago

After searching it up so many times, I can tell you that an ACL injury takes between 6 to 12 months (on average) to fully recover.

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It ranged from some suspicious activity (such as ‘how to technically hide a body’) to random stuff like physiognomy and the Canterbury Tales and tree frogs.

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HelluvaHedgehogAlien

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The vast amount of Garfield, Godzilla, Gamera, and Ultraman content I can fit in there in a short amount of time. Especially Garfield. Im so used to reading Garfield that I dont even need to like read the strips my mind just like "absorbs" all the words if that makes sense. This ability allows me to read Garfield strips very quickly.

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Sooploosh MacSchnibble

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history of automatons for.my kids podcaat

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Monica Michelle

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Pickle (they/she) 11 months ago

Automatons are pretty cool, so I wouldn't find it that weird.

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#28

At what temperature would a hamster melt. Sorry Bicho.

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Space Bunny<3

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Fraser WILSON 11 months ago

what

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the same freaking YouTube playlists over and over
time sucking sites like BP, Pintrest and AO3 -_-

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Boootifull Unicorn

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thetoaster1083 11 months ago

ao3 is a good one, especially if youre interested in a fandom so theres plenty of fanfics to choose from

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#30

"eggs with legs"
"roundest chicken"
"fat car"
"oops i at a helicopter"
not crazy i just have depression and look up the weirdest things to make myself laugh (note: eggs with legs might give you nightmares and roundest chicken makes me so happy when i think about it)

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Steph Bombardier (Stephhhh)

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#31

bad personality traits test
furry burned to death tiktok
qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
google translate
tin
goanimate theme song
slender x bacon r34

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caillou

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Fraser WILSON 11 months ago

the only acceptable part is the second one

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#32

The main things are the parakeet searches (I just get so worried about him) and the amount of history. I google answers for my history class because she doesn't actually teach what we have assignments/tests over. I've actually learned more through Google than through my teacher.

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Couriva

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1845 British India 1 cent coin value.

My brother in- law said someone wanted to sell to him that coin for a bargain price of USD 1300.

I did a search and the market value of that coin is ....10 bucks

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Ali H M Salehuddin

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#34

Elvish words (from Lord of the Rings). I like reading different things in Quenya or Sindarin and trying to pick out words or derivatives. Was especially proud of mellon(friend) and meleth nîn(my love) having the same root, and my search history is full of Tolkein languages.

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Toasted Applesauce

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#35

Anything history.........local, state, national, international, WWII, WWI, steam trains, cars, airplanes, people, you name it. BTW, did you know that Hiram Maxim, inventor of the machine gun, built a giant aircraft with a 100 foot wingspan and was powered by steam engines? It flew 200 ft in 1894 before crashing.............History.

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Javelina Poppers

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#36

Bored panda
Cold pressed olive oil
The Ripper (crime series)
Full body shapewear
Five eyes
Wigs

Need I say more...

Basically every time I go on Bored Panda, I see something interesting that I want to know more about, and then I Google it.

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Crazy Meerkat Lady

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#37

Anything from recipes, fact checking the rubbish most people talk and publish, the effects of dementia, basically as the day goes on, I google it.

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Charmaine Swart

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#38

1. how much does a gallon of oil cost
2. can you kill someone by feeding them a smoothie made out of potato leaves
3. if someone gives you consent to kill them and signs a contract and you do kill them, will you still get in trouble

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thetoaster1083

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Emma Stahl 11 months ago

I NEED TO KNOW

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#39

When I type "p" in the search bar, the browser autocompletes "program tv".

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RedPepper

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#40

Kinda the opposite of inappropriate. I don't have any (*ahem*) adult sites in my history. I don't object to those or anything, I just prefer my own imagination.

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#41

I stay mainly on 3 websites: Fark, Cracked and Bored Panda.

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