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Hey Pandas, What Is The Stupidest Advice You Have Been Given?
Share the bad advise for people who need it.
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#1
To just smile, context, I was really depressed. Gee thanks for the dumb advice, smiling doesn’t help depression at all.
Final score:
6points
#2
Here’s some sh**ty advice. “That men are stupid and useless.”
First off we aren’t useless. Second, why the f**k do you think that were all stupid. Third, we work our asses off to provide and care for the family. Fourth, we aren’t all bad and we do care. Fifth, 90% of the time we ain’t the problem. Finally, being a man is ok as long as it isn’t toxic.
Idc if I get downvoted, I’m doing what the post is titled.
Final score:
5points
Fanta Fulhi 1 year ago
Don't know why you got downvoted - you said that its a joke. Take my upvote to even it out.
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Tad Nugget 1 year ago
The "If we don't agree with you, we're going to downvote you into oblivion" gang. Have an upvote
SleepyCowGhost 1 year ago
Women still work even harder in certain countries to make half your salary! Be thankful you dont get that disadvantage.
SleepyCowGhost 1 year ago
Still doesnt mean men are stupid or useless. But think twice before you say something about working like a dog infront of women who are being paid less because they are women.
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The Jokester (she/her) 1 year ago
Men and boys are absolute idiots. Nah I'm joking. We're all human and we're all idiots, just take a look around.
Random Dolphin 1 year ago
The whole 90% of the time we aren't the problem isn't always true mostly true but at least 20% it's true
#3
If there is an emergency at school, like a school shooting or real life fire, you can’t be in your phone. It must be in your bag. You text your parents and say”check the school website im gonna die” that’s all ur supposed to do. He’s my opinion. FCK that SHT. No way. I’m calling my parents and getting the hell outta there. That’s stupid.
Final score:
4points
Ashen Brooks (They/Them) 1 year ago
I dont even have a phone till high school im in 7th grade, high school is 10th, but high schools here are smaller and more lock downs happen in junior high
#4
"When you meet the right person, it won't matter." I still have trouble fathoming the utter stupidity of this. It will be the right person BECAUSE it matters.
Final score:
4points
#5
to stop being trans
Final score:
4points
Ashen Brooks (They/Them) 1 year ago
I have been told to "just pick a gender" too many times...
#6
Take a selfie through a toilet roll and pretennt your on the moon. (advice from a friend)
Final score:
3points
#7
"Just don't react to bullies, they will go away if you don't react." While this is true to some degree, reacting will *sometimes* make them learn a lesson and quit doing it, confronting bullies works sometimes.
Final score:
2points
Ashen Brooks (They/Them) 1 year ago
I have done so much research on this, being a 12 year old and studying phycology from real textbooks, articles, my own theories and experiences, and people of all ages point of view. This wont work almost 90% of the time. Many people tend to bully to get attention from somebody, ignoring them is going to make them try harder to get attention meaning they will either keep going or even do worse things, you need to show them that the attention they will get by bullying is negative, so you should tell someone who has control over their consequences and will make the consequence a certain amount depending on what's necessary and fair (legal guardian, teacher, principal, administrator, etc) but also dont handle it yourself, because that makes the consequence also negative for you.
#8
Someone told me to go and fix that birdhouse out back because guests where coming over and it’s a mess. Then they brought me a warped ladder. I promptly and stupidly fell off a 6 meter high tree for the 4538th time in my life.
Final score:
2points
Nice Beast Ludo 1 year ago
Wtf??? you know you don't have to listen to stupid a*****e advice right?
#9
that the boy bullying you likes you he might but with someone like that it's not gonna go well.
Final score:
2points
KittyGaming 1 year ago
The person that my mom thought liked me was just really sus all the time and had most likely gotten expelled the year we all just off of and I hope to never see him again
#10
I'm sure alot of women, especially 30+ that don't have or want kids can relate to unsolicited opinions on their uterus. I don't want kids, and have been asked 'why' or 'you should reconsider' etc. The dumbest piece of advice about this issue ice received from a regular customers at the restaurant I used to work at was "You should have a child even if you don't want one now because you will regret it". I think that isn't a good reason to get pregnant because on the off chance I'll regret it later on. 🙄
Final score:
1point
#11
It doesn’t matter what you have a degree in, you can get a good job as long as you have a 4 year degree. B*llsh*t. What a waste of my money and time.
Final score:
1point
#12
"If your phone starts buzzing in the middle of class, ignore it."
Absolutely not, the only people who's notifications go through while I'm at school are my parents and best friend, neither of whom would call me for no reason. There's literally no way I'm not going to pick it up and make sure they're okay.
Final score:
1point
Nice Beast Ludo 1 year ago
One time my dad called at school. This was 2003. He NEVER calls me and my phone rang LOUD in the middle of my social studies class. My teacher looked at Mr like "really????" And I was like "I'm sorry it's my dad there must be something really wrong!!" And I answered it. Regretfully. He started SCREAMING at me that the neighbors called and said I went up the road going 75 mph. I ended up hanging up on him but everyone heard it was f*****g mortifying. Then he kept calling back over and over and I was so flustered it took like 2 minutes to silence my Nokia. Our road is gravel and 15 mph, our neighbors house is 50 feet away and I drove a chrysler cirrus so really dad was I really going 75 mph?
#13
don't worry until you have something to worry about. that's like telling me to not to breathe.
Final score:
1point
KittyGaming 1 year ago
I hate those people everyone's minds work differently I have adhd and can relate
#14
you should go to college no matter what.
My career choice doesnt require college, being a stand-up comeidan. sure other arts do, but this doesnt, most comics do have college degrees. but I can pass with a high school degree or GED. not everyone goes to college that has a job, stop telling me this. I still have 5-6 1/2 years to figure this out. im only 12.
Final score:
0points
#15
"You control yourself. No one has power over you."
-From someone who had power over me.
Final score:
0points
What do you think ?
DP(Alt. Rorschach) 1 year ago
I speak words to fill the endless void hopefully someone will comment after me so this isn’t a blank space this is all one big long sense and is 100% unnecessary I will definitely get downvoted or reported for this because people have no sense of humor.
Kleiner Kolibri 1 year ago
People who say to you and your spouse, "Never go to bed angry with each other." If you are arguing and you are both tired, the argument only gets worse. You'll both benefit from going to sleep, and you'll most likely have a new perspective in the morning. You're more likely to forgive and move forward.
Jeevesssssss 9 months ago (edited)
"Just eat little bits through the day and don't throw up instead of not eating, then eating loads and throwing up!" Never thought of that once in the past 25 years, thanks for the revelation!
BethAnnie 1 year ago
Omg.. when I was in high school I had really bad excema. (I did not know it was a "thing" - just thought I had dry skin.) Any way the prep cook at the restaurant I was working at told me to squirt lemon juice on it yo stop the it hung. w.
BethAnnie 1 year ago
Edit: to stop the itching! I did. It did. But man, it burned a little!
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DP(Alt. Rorschach) 1 year ago
I speak words to fill the endless void hopefully someone will comment after me so this isn’t a blank space this is all one big long sense and is 100% unnecessary I will definitely get downvoted or reported for this because people have no sense of humor.
Kleiner Kolibri 1 year ago
People who say to you and your spouse, "Never go to bed angry with each other." If you are arguing and you are both tired, the argument only gets worse. You'll both benefit from going to sleep, and you'll most likely have a new perspective in the morning. You're more likely to forgive and move forward.
Jeevesssssss 9 months ago (edited)
"Just eat little bits through the day and don't throw up instead of not eating, then eating loads and throwing up!" Never thought of that once in the past 25 years, thanks for the revelation!
BethAnnie 1 year ago
Omg.. when I was in high school I had really bad excema. (I did not know it was a "thing" - just thought I had dry skin.) Any way the prep cook at the restaurant I was working at told me to squirt lemon juice on it yo stop the it hung. w.
BethAnnie 1 year ago
Edit: to stop the itching! I did. It did. But man, it burned a little!
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