Grandma gave me her worn out house slippers 20+yrs ago...I still have them:)

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Sasha

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Not recieved but gave my sister a potato, a tin of beans and a block of cheese. She loves a baked potato with cheese and beans.

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Acceber

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I got personalized tissues. So did my 2 sisters.

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Cryptid Cat

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A pack of microwave popcorn. It tasted good though.

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Average Grizzlies Fan

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Peanut butter. Regular and chocolate flavored

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Christian Bradshaw

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this is definitely gonna get down voted because i got this present on my birthday but whatever. so i got this weird dr. Seuss gymnastic game thing and i was like 8 not even in gymnastics...

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My brother had been growing a beard for a couple years, so it was quite long. For Christmas he decided to shave it off. He put the beard in a zip loc bag and gave it to me as a stocking stuffer. Gross.

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Laura Douglas

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One Christmas when I was a kid, my mum bought us kids a can of spiders each (a fizzy drink with icecream) The can had a sachet with freeze dried icecream that you added to the fizzy drink. It tasted absolutely REVOLTING.

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Foxxy says Hello

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An old friend once gave me a paperclip, not sure if they were trying to be a Dursley or what they were even getting at.

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Noelle (he/fae/xe)

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Not me, but a family friend gave my daughter curling tongs. You know, the hot dangerous thing that you use to fry your hair and possibly burn your scalp/ears/face/neck. My daughter was 7 at the time.

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Lord Mysticlaw

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This was back in 1970 - I got married on Nov 20, and the ONLY Christmas gift I got from the new husband was a steam iron. No jewelry, no perfume, nothing but a steam iron. His mother recommended it so I could keep his clothes ironed properly. Her gift to me was an ironing board. Divorced him in May of 1973.

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Memere

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I didn't get this but my brother did. He got a can of diced tomatoes and Velveeta cheese. My aunt gave it to him.

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Hannah

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Was a piece of paper saying ' I O U and Christmas present' ....still never got it

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Alison

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My mother in law gave my husband a carved coconut that looked like a monkey. Ten years later she gave me a carved coconut that looked like a turtle(missing an arm)...

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MCathenaE

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A giant lemon with a face drawn on it

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Jayme Lowit

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My (a**hole) stepfather gave me a belt when I was 17. I’d just had major abdominal surgery.

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Maiun

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So my mother bought me a women’s beauty kit with a diet sheet, makeup, a bra, a razor and wax strips. I was 5!

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Lex Marie

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A friend of mine got a tube filled with different nail polishes (maybe 20 in the whole thing). She was born with Anonychia, meaning she doesn't have nails.

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Marya Ander

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Flashcards. As in, educational flashcards

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Christian Bradshaw

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I got an actual piece of paper. Just a piece of paper. Blank, and only 1.

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rynn

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A classic arcade machine.

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Cole Tobin

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When I was little, my grandma (or great uncle, I can't remember), gave me a 3ft Chipettes backpack, it was a 3ft tall chipmunk that I unzipped at the neck.
I HATED it.

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Rage of Aquarius

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Shoes in the shape of fish. Their names are Fredrickson blub and Liliana blub. They were married February 2020 and gave birth to a green baby. They are such a happy couple.

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Aurelia LaFollett

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4 years into a relationship with my now husband, his mother decided to make me a Christmas present (that was the first and only time) - I got a used, deformed, not non-stick, lowest quality ever frying pan and in it was a stuffed animal from Angry birds. These Angry birds plushies were not even for sale, they were part of a game in theplace she worked for. I was 27 at the time. I like cooking as a hobby, but please.... And the plushie... what am I, a kid?? She never got me anything else, and I diligently and with all my respect prepare well-thought gifts every year.

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Iva Markovska

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Not me, but when I tell you my church's white elephant game gets interesting, oh boy does it get interesting.
On the list of gifts (sadly I got none of these)
-Turkey foot
-Painting of a baby coming out of an egg
-Clogs
-African Oars
And the list goes on and on!

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Lesbean Bookworm

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My uncle was always creative in ways to give me $50. One year it was a bag of 5,000 pennies

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Todd

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Once my friend Olivia gave me a speaker shaped like an avocado that was hooked up to her phone. So when I unwrapped it she started playing cardio music on it and screamed 'ITS AN AVOCARDIO!!!!' It's a pretty good little speaker, actually. It doesn't just play cardio music. But Olivia seems to be incapable of giving a present without making a pun out of it.

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enby from hell

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A potato, literally just a potato.

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Chance Spades

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my parents decided to recreate the avocado meme so they got me an avocado for Christmas. I saw them recording me so i went along with the meme. we call it the avocado Christmas. so now somewhere on my mom's phone is a video of me opening my gift, getting an avocado, and going "It's an avocado...thanks...." in the voice of the kid from the meme.

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I am bilingual (English and French). My step-mother-in-law (who's from France) was grinning ear-to-ear as she gave me a French version of Dan Brown's DaVinci Code. I appreciate her pre-reading this, but it's really not my kind of literature.

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