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Hey Pandas, What Is The Most “Wtf?” News Article Or Headline You Have Seen Recently?
What is something you have seen or heard in the news recently that has had you shaking your head in disbelief or made you facepalm so hard you got concussion?
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#1
"North Carolina legislators ignoring medical consensus surrounding a bill"
The bill would ban ANY gender affirming care for minors, and literally all the medical professionals say that it's a bad idea.
Final score:
13points
#2
I’ve seen at least two articles about elderly people who were sent to a funeral home because the nursing home staff thought they were dead, but they turned out to still be alive. They should do a better job of making sure people are dead BEFORE they are sent off to be buried.
Final score:
11points
#3
Judge orders woman to stop breast feeding to make dad's visits easier
https://www.insider.com/judge-mom-cant-breastfeed-6-month-old-baby-during-custody-2023-2
Just WTAF?
Final score:
10points
Mickysixxx 1 year ago
Baby doesn't care and will want a feed. How did this even happen? You can't not feed your baby
#4
Some Taliban fighters are sick of the 9 to 5 grind, complaining they've been sucked into urban life by working desk jobs to run Afghanistan.
Actual article on The Insider on 10 Feb.
Final score:
9points
#5
Chinese balloon…. Enuff said!
Final score:
8points
Kraneia The Dancing Dryad 1 year ago
China: *surprised Pikachu face* What did you expect? Regardless of what the balloon was for, you couldn't expect it to fly through US airspace and NOT get shot down. I'm surprised it took the military as long as it did.
#6
Young Queenslander in Australia decided to test his theory that crocodiles only attack tourist. He was wrong
Final score:
8points
#7
" 3 and a half tonnes of cocaine found floating off New Zealand" WTF?
Final score:
6points
#8
A dolphin skull was found in a man's suitcase in detroit
Final score:
6points
#9
Florida man threatens to destroy town with army of turtles. Like ummmmm how do you do that and do you have an army of turtles??
Oh ya also Florida man dances on cop car because he felt threatened by vampires?!
Basically anything Florida man related.
Btw sorry about any grammatical errors English is nit my first language. I’m pretty fluent but I still stumble sometimes.
Final score:
6points
Mickysixxx 1 year ago
If they're like the ninja turtles but evil that's s**t will f**k you up! We're gonna need a good Bee-Bop and Rock Steady to counter attack
#10
‘Murican Jets shot UFO really high up and now aliens are real I guess
Final score:
3points
#11
Texas woman with world's largest feet gets first heels. something along those lines.
Final score:
3points
#12
Trump trying to run for President. He sucked the first 2 times, I don’t think even Muricans are stupid enough to go for round 3…but I have been wrong before!
Final score:
3points
#14
I learned very recently that the actor, Charles Boyer, had committed suicide. I was shocked.
Final score:
2points
#15
This is why Free Speech is so important.
https://www.cinemablend.com/television/thousands-of-people-complained-about-jeremy-clarksons-meghan-markle-column-now-an-investigation-is-underway
Final score:
1point
#16
2 gay lovers find out they're actually brothers
Final score:
1point
#17
The East Palestine, Ohio, train wreck explosion that released heavily toxic vinyl chloride into the atmosphere and waterways. I thought this happened in the last day or 2 because I just seen posts about it tonight. It was last week. Apparently it's not important enough for news outlets to cover.
Final score:
1point
#18
School reinforced & helped gender change to a student WITHOUT the parents consent.
https://news.yahoo.com/maine-mom-demands-investigation-school-113001510.html
Final score:
0points
and_a_touch_of_the_’tism 1 year ago
Sounds like the school did the right thing to support a kid who wasn’t ready to come out.
#19
This beauty: Taliban Bureaucrats Hate Working Online All Day: 'Miss the Days of Jihad.'
Final score:
0points
#20
An adult woman pretended to be a minor and attended a church club for children. The employees doubted the woman's age but said that she behaved very childlike.
Final score:
0points
#21
Two Hershey-Mars employees fell into a vat. Lawsuit ensues.
I need to become a journalist like yesterday just so I can interview these people! I want to experience it first hand. That's what a true reporter would do.
Final score:
0points
What do you think ?
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