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Hey Pandas, What Is The Most Stupid Question You’ve Ever Been Asked? (Closed)

Share the dumbest and most moronic things that a person has ever asked you?

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#1

How much horsepower does a horse have? (But it's not a stupid question)

Final score:

3points

Luis Hernandez Dauajare 3 months ago (edited)

Considering a Horspower is the power needed to lift 250 kg. to a height of 30 cm in 1 second, that's actually a really valid and fascinating question.

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#2

Why are you so hairy?

Final score:

2points

ʙᴏʀᴇᴅ ᴅᴏɢɢᴏ

Bonesko 6 months ago

I'm a mammal 🤷

2points

#3

‘Can you speak African?’
No, but I can speak Afrikaans.

Also, ‘Are you British?’
South African

Final score:

1point

§• Råinbow Påndå •§

Salty.Hag 6 months ago

I'm with you on that one!

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#4

I was in a Chinese restaurant waiting for takeout. The women next to me was talking to me, she was a bit off but I was polite. The staff was speaking to each other, in Chinese. The women was in awe and asked me "how can they understand each other when they're speaking Chinese?" She was dead serious 🤦

Final score:

1point

#5

Do you speak Mexican?

Final score:

0points

Luis Hernandez Dauajare 3 months ago

Or, as a Mexican: "Do you have to take a burro [sic] to go to work?" alternatively "Do you have internet/tv/radio in Mexico?"

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#6

'Can you hear me?' and 'Are you asleep?' are pretty dumb questions in my opinion.

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#7

i have lots, but the 2 i'll put are ones that kids have asked when they want to prove that i'm still a girl:
"If you're trans, what bathroom do you use?"
"do you have a (male body part) or (female body part)? just wondering."

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0points

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#8

tell me whyyyy????(not stupid, but my family singing "I want it that way" for five minutes after, adding a dance routine was a bit annoying )

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Khloieo 2 months ago

Um do u have hotdogs at Burger King

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River wolf (she/her) 6 months ago

Did anyone see the aurora over the weekend? Stupid teacher. I didn’t even know about it ‘til like an hour ago! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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Khloieo 2 months ago

Um do u have hotdogs at Burger King

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River wolf (she/her) 6 months ago

Did anyone see the aurora over the weekend? Stupid teacher. I didn’t even know about it ‘til like an hour ago! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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