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Hey Pandas, What Is The Most Sophisticated Insult You Can Think Of? (Closed)

It can be from the internet! PG-friendly please.

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#1

You are an egregiously inept idiot and a deplorable flea infested putrid waste of DNA.

Final score:

4points

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#2

Your horizon has a radius of zero and you call that your point of view.

Final score:

2points

#3

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

Final score:

2points

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#4

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Final score:

1point

#5

I'd insult you, but the sad truth is that you wouldn’t understand and if I tried to explain it to you, your brain might implode from information overload its the only one I can think of

Final score:

1point

Aroace tiger (she/they/he)

#6

you are not the sharpest marble

Final score:

1point

#7

Did you iron your brain?

Final score:

0points

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#8

There's no need to be ashamed of yourself, you're parents have been doing that for you

Final score:

0points

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#9

You most realize, dear, you matter so very little that no company would even bother with collecting your data, let alone try to sell it. You contribute nothing of worth, take nothing that will be missed, say nothing that will be remembered. You are but a speck of dust in the home we call Earth, and humanity will soon be calling the cleaners.
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Final score:

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SCP-096

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Diana Lopetaitė

Hey there, Pandas! My name is Diana (though some prefer to refer to me as Diane, Deanna, and even Liana sometimes), and I am a Community Post Moderator Lead for Bored Panda. As my position title states, I am one of the people (employed Pandas for bamboo) over here who work with the community side of things on this website to ensure all is well, and while at that, I also help various creators and artists get recognition for the incredible work they do by connecting them to a large worldwide audience. Other than that, outside of work, you can find me brewing a nice cup of coffee, making a pizza from scratch, or baking brownies. I also love traveling, concerts, and cats (heavy on that, because I am a cat mom).

Hey there, Pandas! My name is Diana (though some prefer to refer to me as Diane, Deanna, and even Liana sometimes), and I am a Community Post Moderator Lead for Bored Panda. As my position title states, I am one of the people (employed Pandas for bamboo) over here who work with the community side of things on this website to ensure all is well, and while at that, I also help various creators and artists get recognition for the incredible work they do by connecting them to a large worldwide audience. Other than that, outside of work, you can find me brewing a nice cup of coffee, making a pizza from scratch, or baking brownies. I also love traveling, concerts, and cats (heavy on that, because I am a cat mom).

What do you think ?

Pansexual Duck 3 years ago

these are all insults i think a certian....ffxiv character could understand and maybe use....

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SCP-096 (Post author) 3 years ago

What is ffxiv

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Pansexual Duck 3 years ago

these are all insults i think a certian....ffxiv character could understand and maybe use....

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SCP-096 (Post author) 3 years ago

What is ffxiv

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