I saw a girl I used to be at school with years ago. She was heavily pregnant, or so I thought! I asked when she was due and even used curved hand movements to emphasize that I was talking about her big bump. She looked at me funny and replied that she had given birth to her baby a couple of weeks ago and wheeled her baby over to show me. I just wanted the ground to swallow me up.

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I've done that too

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My father had issues with prostate when I was about 15, (he’s fine).. During that time, at a doctors appointment for myself, I asked if I should have mine checked.
… I am female. Still cringe

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You didn't know. You were supporting your Dad.

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In P1 i gasped when the head teacher told us that the potatoes in our school garden were growing

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I also shouted like really loudly OMG THAT'S SO AWESOME

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Wedding of a dear GF. at the rehearsal dinner, which was pretty uppity and proper, I toasted her and her fiance, thanking him for finally making an honest woman of her. The room went silent and lot's of side eye and stares my way and I quickly learned what that expression really means.

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Oranges are spicy have you ever seen a crab

I was 5 don’t judge

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