I posted a Youtube video when I was 9.

My friends at school tormented me about it years later when they found my channel.

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Xavier_Is_Sus

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When i was in 2nd grade i got my head stuck in the circle back part of a chair....they had to call the fire department to get me out. worst of it tho...i stayed like that for 2 hours before saying anything.

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5points

𝖍𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖘𝖆𝖓𝖆𝖙𝖎𝖟𝖊𝖗

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I sang the Black Sabbath song War Pigs very poorly and without music to a room full of people I barely knew. They didn’t like it.

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kitten levels tokyo

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In middle school, I showed up to English class without a writing instrument, so I asked the girl in the seat behind me to borrow a pencil. During a quiz, I absent-mindedly began chewing the end of the pencil, and accidently pushed it too far down my throat, which activated my gag reflex and I let out a loud retching sound. All heads, including the teacher, snapped up in my direction, and the girl who I borrowed the pencil from just stared at me with a look of disgust and hissed "Just keep the pencil". I got reminded of that for the next couple of years...

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Adam Vonder Ahe-Cossey

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When I was like 5 or 7 I was left in the car. It was unlocked and I didn't open it because my mom usually did. I was just sitting there waiting for her to open the door... 10 or something minutes later I was crying. Did my parents forgot they had a second kid? I was the youngest, their favourite.
Reality was that my parents forgot that I don't do door opening. They had the whole church looking for me (went to a small church) eventually found me depressed.

Guess what story shows up every family reunion?
This one!!!!

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4points

Shaba Ding Dong

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My grandma was in for her monthly dialysis and my father took me with him to the hospital as I wanted to see what the hospital looked like (I was 8). He told me to sit in a place while he went to buy some medicines. I sat for like 20 minutes until I started freaking out, I tore down the nearest staircase that led me out of the hospital the I went back in through the main gate and spoke to the surprised receptionist. Everyone in the hospital was staring at me when my father was called from the middle of his errand to console me.

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Maddy Panda

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I work in a restaurant and I was sweeping my section and saw something on the floor. So I place my broom bend down and BAM! I poked myself in the eye with the broom and oh my god did it hurt! And everyone in the dining room saw. It's funny now but at the time I was so embarrassing!

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Bonesko

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I was about seven. I’d just gotten out of the bath and went in my bedroom. My shoes caught my eye and, because seven-year-olds are weird, I thought it would be funny if someone put shoes on while naked. So I did.

Then I looked at the mirror that hung over my dresser across from my bed, but it was too high to see myself. So I leapt on the bed facing the mirror, spread my arms out wide and said, “Ta-da!” And that’s exactly when my mom opened my bedroom door. I fell on the bed and flung my covers over myself while my bemused and confused mother asked, “What are you doing?” I just yelled, “ Nothing!” from under the covers, and waited for her to leave. I got dressed as quickly as I could, and I think I stayed in my room for another half an hour before she made me come out for breakfast. She asked again, and I just said, “I thought it would be funny!” She just shook her head at her weird kid.

I’m not embarrassed about it now, because I was just a dumb kid, but at the moment I wanted to crawl in a hole and die!

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UpQuarkDownQuark (he/him)

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I am a writer and when I was about 10 or 11 I had a draft of this story. It was really bad btw, I had no clue what I was doing. But anyway we had friends over and I let my sister read it OUT LOUD to about five people!!!

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Lil Potato IS BACK!!!!

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