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What do pet parents say to their critters?
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#1
“Get out of it!” “Give me that sock!” “Go and get your cactus!”
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“That’s not your b******e.” I also say “Get that sack outta your mouth right this instant” to my female cat Poppy who thinks that testicles are chew toys. I have 4 cats, 2 girls and 2 boys. They drive me crazy but they make me laugh. My dog is the only one who doesn’t get lectured on proper etiquette daily. She’s a sweetheart.
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"Don't Pee On That!" is the most common phrase uttered in or household...
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#6
"No licking!" "Stop humping your toys in front of grandma!" "no barking!" "Stop moistening the chair"
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