Hey Pandas, What Is The Funniest Thing You’ve Seen In A Public Place? (Closed)

Seen some weird stuff in Mcdonald's? Seen some freaky stuff in Walmart? Share it with us!

I saw a really tough biker dude walking along the curb with his biker mates (they were in a line he was at the back) he slipped of the curb and did this weird lil dance, he looked around immensely grateful that none of his mates saw, but I did and it will forever be etched into my memories

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Ice-cream Kitty

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One time my mom, sister, and I were driving home from church and we were on a road that's kind of busy a lot and we say this guy in a little toy car for toddlers driving down the road. His knees were up to his shoulders and he was probably going like 20 mph or less, and it's by far the funniest thing I've ever seen.

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Black Pearl

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Willa L 2 years ago

Hahaha this made me start giggling in class

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Dude came to Walmart at 2am all the time in a teddy with thong underwear and high heels. I stopped shopping so late so I’m not sure if he stills does it but that’s not the funny part. He dropped his change purse and when he bent over to get it, his other purse popped right out. He started giggling. In front of a very old woman and a teenage girl. I couldn’t help but laugh at their (opposite) reactions. The old lady about fainted and the young girl started laughing hysterically. Nothing normal happens after midnight around here.

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Kyndal T

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ᴠᴀ̈ɪɴᴏ 2 years ago

Uh, dis is werid

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Two things. First is a man walking out of a movie theater completely shirtless and wearing a cape that looked like processed cheese when is was around 20 degrees (Fahrenheit) outside. Second is another man riding out of a middle school pick up line on an old hoverboard with a bandana on, some really short shorts, and a huge hiking backpack.

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7points

Llama King

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Walking through parking lot towards bank atm - noticed a woman ahead going the same way. She was a living " Barbie" type - dressed in very high black heels, black fishnet stockings, micro mini black leather skirt, black leather jacket. She had long, straight, blond hair and wore a stylish sea captain's , black leather cap. She was simply eye catching. Now, remember - I only saw her from behind as she was quite a distance ahead of me. Anywhoo.... she used the atm in record time, turned around to walk back toward the parki g lot AND made me cringe! I actually lost my breath, after a moment I couldn't stop giggling. "Barbie" had the actual face of an old, wrinkled, grandma! It wasn't even Halloween. She looked like Barbie had on a paper face mask of a very old hag! I was shocked, too.

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Mara

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MoMcB 2 years ago

My friend back in Belfast used to call that a 1690. 16 from the back, 90 from the front.

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At a sci-fi convention down south, attendees held a Star Wars cosplay parade outside. You can imagine how many Storm Troopers were there, and Princess Leia bikini outfits. Someone managed to get all of the afore mentioned costumed people for a little play acting. In front of the main hotel, all the Storm Troopers and Princes Leias faced off in the street. All the troopers started pretend firing like crazy. Not one Leia got ‘hit’.

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Savory

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I was sitting on a bench in a mall, directly in front of a Victoria’s Secret store that was all glass. There was a man walking out with a bag. He was clearly uncomfortable with being in the store, and he was walking quickly. In his hurry, he full speed walked directly into the glass. He tried to play it off but ran into another window. I could not stop laughing because of his refusal to acknowledge that anything had happened, when I know he was almost knocked out.

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Artist FKA Ramsey

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Summer Mason 2 years ago

🤣

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Okay so it wasn't me but this was my dad.

So if I remember correctly, it was around Christmas time and my dad was in Houston. He was about 16 at the time and he was going into a store with some friends. Outside of the building there was one of those Santa guys asking for donations. However this guy was thin and very grumpy looking but he had these finger cymbals that he was playing. He was standing there with his fingers clicking and he was 'singing' but it wasn't a song, he was just going "Happy happy, merry merry, jingle jingle" my dad still has no idea what that dude's situation was but now we sometimes will start going "happy happy merry merry jingle jingle" around the holidays as a sort of family joke.

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-Mellohi-

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Juno French 2 years ago

I believe the finger cymbals are called castanets. Great story!

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At the University of Central Florida, there is a cement pond with about 20 steps leading to the edge. As I was walking to class, a blind student, with his white cane was walking towards me. Also going my way was an idiot on a bike. In order to avoid the blind student, he ended up going down the stairs and landing in the water. Bikes were not allowed on that sidewalk, so he got exactly what he deserved. Wet and humiliated. The blind student, of course, had no idea what happened, until I told him. He just smiled.

My best friend is visually impaired, but has tunnel vision. She always thanks veterans for their service if she notices their hats. One day, she approached a gentleman and thanked him. He said, thank you, but my hat says John Deere.

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HarriMissesScotland

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This guy was mouthing words to a song, just jamming, and I get a glance at this phone, and he's scrolling through pictures of pizza. ????

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Lennah Palbachm

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Sequoia 2 years ago

Pizza does have a great tune to it though.

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Every year our town does a “turkey trot” thanksgiving 3 mile run. The swim team for ethier the high schools or the college, (can’t remember) always shows up to run as a team. Their uniform? Speedos and swim caps. Nothing else, no matter how darn cold it it’s. It’s hilarious!

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Clara Fill

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I saw a person who was sitting on a bridge dropping croutons off of it. My trip to Maine in a nutshell.

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Happi doggi (all pronouns)

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Watching my very innocent 2 year old daughter at the time run up to a lady in a parking lot, who was clearly not pregnant but.....yeah. anywho... she pats her belly and says "pretty baby". I went bright red and apologized. In my defense we just left a baby shower..... how am I supposed to know whe would do that? 😑

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Summer Mason

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