I'm a goth... when my oldest was 3 she was a vampire for Halloween and I gothed her up proper. When a lady asked what she was she said said "I'm mommy"

Around the same age she was also convinced Twinkies would eat her

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cadena kuhn

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I have 2 kids. For my oldest: when she was about 2/3, I had to tell her to stop licking the cat. For my youngest: when he was about 3, he suddenly decided he was a tomato named Mr. McGuckett Pants.

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I adopted my son 12 yrs ago when he 1. When he was 8 or so i was watching the movie The Excorcist. I was toward the end and happened to at the stairs behind my seat. My son was sitting on the steps with a blanket watching the movie. I was in the dog house when my wife found out haha. My son and I will spontaneous shout "The power of Christ compels you!!!"

On a side note we have been asked to leave Hobby Lobby because of this lol

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Enochrises

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Obvi i dont have a kid but... i did make a quotes list of one of the nights i babysat, kids say the craziest things...

One kid chased around another with a watering can screaming "im watering the plant!"

Another tries to convince my babysitting buddy to take her shoes off and shouts "i wanna see them dogs!!!, and i like dogs!!"

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Do-nut touch da donut

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My 16yo got in trouble at school for the first time ever. He has an teen Amazon account under ours, so when he gets gift cards etc, he can buy his own choice of items.

Apparently, he bought himself a roll of 1500 tiny pharmaceutical stickers. Which he then strategically placed on objects all over the school.

The school only noticed when a student asked one of the teachers what "For Rectal Use Only" means.

Of course the school still doesn't know about last year when he was to go on a class trip to learn about different jobs, but a substitute teacher thought he was an employee and left him alone in the pressbox of the football stadium for 4 hours (he's had a full beard since age 14). He reprogrammed the scoreboard somehow so he could control it with his RFID thingy from his own pocket.

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Elvira Melvina

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(This kid is me) So while I was playing with our dog, I had this stupid idea to try and catch the Frisbee while our dog was doing it too. I was in 5 or 4th grade when I tried this. I was slammed into the ground after running into our German Sheperd, it still makes me laugh.

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Wubedhheij

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