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#1
Me and my mom were out on a walk. We'd just met my dad who had gone out earlier and had been planning to meet us halfway.
Dad: (directed to my mom) Well it's a good thing I've got a beautiful girl to walk home with.
Mom: You've got two beautiful girls.
My smartass: Yeah Dad! You forgot Mom!
Final score:
5points
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#3
I remember that my mom said "get a life" then i said "if i didn't have a life i shouldn't be here" Then i said "oh and mom" "hmm" "can you check my name"
then mom said "why" then i said "cause it says getalife
Final score:
1point
#4
" Hey - Insert older brother name-, what episode does Iskall85 die in demise?" I just thought it was weird cuz it was back in season 6 of Demise, and i was giving him a quiz. If you wanna know the answer, its his last episode of season 6.
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1point
#5
My family used to call me “little fart” and “little monkey” as a little nickname and so one day my aunt called me little fart ( not to be rude) and I screamed, and I quote. “I DONT WANNA BE CALLED LITTLE MONKEY OR LITTLE FART. I AM WOMEO ( I could not say r) AND THATS IT!” Everyone else took turns to go to the bathroom to laugh.
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1point
#6
part 1 of quotes that were never said by anyone but me
"aww man, we have too much garlic bread"
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1point
#7
idk. but one funny thing ive said was:
me: "im grateful to know the best mom in the world"
my mom: "awww"
me: "what makes you think i was talking about you?"
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1point
#8
One time I was listening to Ariana Grande while I was doing my chores. My Mom asked me if I wanted to go to my friend's house later, and I accidentally said, "Something 'bout you~ makes me feel like a dangerous woman..." And she was like, "???"
Final score:
1point
#9
So, my mom and dad when I was 2, cleaned up my little stuffies and put them on a cat couch that I used. They showed me the stuffies, and little idiot me proceeded to shout “MY FRENS!” And then the stuffed animals every which way.
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#10
so many things that i forget the funniest cause im basically a comedian
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#11
I think I once said, "you're so p.u.tiful" instead of 'beautiful' to my cat.
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#12
So my cousin took a video of this like when I was 5 (She was I think she's 13 now I don't remember how old she is ; - ;) But anyway so I was like 5 and we were on a road trip going to L.A then to Tahoe.So I said "I don't want to get back on the road WE JUST GOT ON LAND". Then before I left she said she would play it at my wedding :l
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