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#1
i lifted my shirt up and did a belly roll i did it all the time
Final score:
3points
#2
Jumped out of my chair after dinner, ran to the door, tripped classic-cartoon-style, and literally jumped back up and out of the house. There was an ice cream truck. I was in such a hurry, I forgot to get money.
Final score:
3points
#3
I ran into a dog in the hallway bounced off it into the doorframe. I knocked myself unconscious and fractured my skull!
Final score:
3points
#4
I said that i was being careful while gardening then, in perfect looney tunes fashion, stepped on a rake. *Thonk*
Final score:
3points
#5
I stuck my tongue on a frozen pole. I’m gonna let you guys guess on what happened next.
Final score:
2points
#6
Okay I was a weird kid I have tons of these stories but here is one I love
Me my mom dad and older brothers were at a movie and my mom fell asleep so I stand up and walk over to her and just scream "ARE YOU SLEEPING" the entire theater looked in our direction my mom was so embarrassed but I didn't want her to miss the movie
Final score:
2points
#7
once when i was in kindergarden i was at lunch but when it was time to go back to our room i dumped my lunchbox in the trash with my other garbageXD
Final score:
2points
#8
When the goonies first came out to theaters in 1985 we were one of the first people to ever watch it and after the movie, we all did the truffle shuffle to go inside our friends house
Final score:
1point
Billy The Kid 3 years ago
One of my fave films that is. I can talk every line in that film which annoys the missus
#9
When i was a kid i wasted an entire carton of eggs by playing humpty dumpty with them, i put up an egg on the counter and went ¨Hump Dumpity!¨ and then i pushed it on the ground then went ¨Uh Oh!¨ My mom was literally outside talking to somebody for five minutes.
Final score:
0points
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