Hey Pandas, What Is The Funniest Graffiti You Have Ever Read On A Toilet Wall?

#1

the one that sticks in my mind was from the arts toilets at uni
"if stank is the past tense of stink, is wank the past tense of wink?"

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tom

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Dumb teenager 2 months ago

I love this

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#2

" this factory is like a cactus, except a cactus has the pricks on the outside"

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K- THULU

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#3

at my old school, someone wrote "I'm gay" on the bathroom wall, and someone else wrote "me too" and someone else wrote "no way, same" followed by several girls writing down their insta handles. brought me so much joy

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char

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Bubba Jones 1 month ago

Me too.

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TheForrestGreene (he/they/it) 1 month ago

same here

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#4

Two examples I saw many years ago on a train station wall:

1. God is dead - Fred. followed by, in a different handwriting - Fred is dead - God.
2. Femfresh tastes awful.

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Geoff Pearce

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#5

With zero context I read the following and even though this was years ago the graffiti has stuck with me, perhaps because of the nickname?

Jumping Dave is gay.

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Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het

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