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Let’s face it, we’ve all had some injuries that were caused by less than dignified circumstances. So let's hear them! Everyone loves a good cringe-worthy story.
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#1
taking out the trash. I pulled a muscle in my arm.
Final score:
3points
Mira Kappagoda 3 years ago
This question is closed, so I’m going to comment here: I fell off my horse trying to put my socks on while riding. I was okay though :D
#2
I closed my own foot in a door.
Final score:
3points
#3
I slammed a door in my face while running away from a spider.
Final score:
3points
#4
Should verify ages for this. The older I get the stupider the cause.
I pulled a muscle in my back just stretching and yawning. Could barely move for 3 days
Final score:
3points
#5
walking up stairs. I broke a bone in my foot and pulled my ACL.
Final score:
3points
#6
Um ok... I was showering and dancing and tripped. 🤔I had to get 5 stitches on my chin yes I am idiotic
Final score:
2points
#8
I walked into a glass door. I knew it was there and I knew it would hurt if I walked into it, but I was zoned out and was too lazy to try and open it and I thought that it would just magically open for me. it didn't.
Final score:
1point
#9
So it was my 11th birthday and that night I asked my dad if he wanted help removing some boards of a palet cuz he wanted to do some sort of project. So he said yes and he gave me the tools to do it. I got one board off and I put it behind my. Then I stepped back and drove 4 nails up my right foot. I immediately thru off my shoe and my dad came running. He helped me into the house and there was blood everywhere. Luckily he works in safety and knew what to do. Me and my mom spent the night in the ER while my dad stayed home with my little brother. Tbh I think the nurses laughed a bit
Final score:
1point
#10
I tried running through the door as I was opening it but it was locked so I ended smashing my face into the door and my nose started bleeding
Final score:
1point
#12
OK, not dumb, but kinda stupid. I was 4 or 5 and I was playing on the arm of the sofa. I fell onto wood floor and ended up breaking my $hitty left arm. Good thing I was right handed. Otherwise, it would have been a tough time for me to write.
Final score:
1point
#13
i was trying to dance during a song and ended up twisting my ankle. ouch.
Final score:
1point
#14
Swinging on the porch swing when I was like 10 and I swung so far back that I slipped out of the porch swing and my ribs got cracked on the ledge of the porch...
Final score:
1point
#15
I was at work and about to sit down in my wheel chair. My butt was in full swing but my feets were still on the ground and so I yeeted my right kneecap to the exterior of my leg and I couldn't get it back in so I was transported to the ER.
Final score:
1point
#16
Picking up my cat. I pulled a muscle, and had to have an ice pack on it all day
Final score:
0points
#17
Got hit in the head with a three pound plastic shot-put in 5th grade. hurt a lot and had a minor concussion but otherwise was not to horrible.
Final score:
0points
#18
I stuck my foot out going down a tube slide when I was little because I was going to fast. Ended up breaking my leg.
Final score:
0points
#19
I was spinning on an office chair and the chair flew out underneath me! 😅There was a wooden chair behind me and I hit it with my head! I was laughing when I got up thought it hurt... my mom was yelling at me because she told me to stop before! I made a joke even thought I was on the verge of tears.... I think I lost a few brain cells but really it was an concussion!🙄🤕
Final score:
0points
#20
I fell up the stairs. yes you read that right. I broke my big toe. it was bad.
Final score:
-1point
What do you think ?
Archer Schekel 3 years ago
A tree fell on me while I was on a hammock I only got a minor concussion though!
Midnight Genevieve 3 years ago
Well I cracked my skull open at 4 yrs old in a game of tag..I had staples in my head..
trippytodoroki 3 years ago
i was chasing my brother but then hit my foot on the edge of the couch and broke my toe
Archer Schekel 3 years ago
A tree fell on me while I was on a hammock I only got a minor concussion though!
Midnight Genevieve 3 years ago
Well I cracked my skull open at 4 yrs old in a game of tag..I had staples in my head..
trippytodoroki 3 years ago
i was chasing my brother but then hit my foot on the edge of the couch and broke my toe
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