Hey Pandas, What Is The Dumbest Way You’ve Been Injured? (Closed)

Let’s face it, we’ve all had some injuries that were caused by less than dignified circumstances. So let's hear them! Everyone loves a good cringe-worthy story.

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taking out the trash. I pulled a muscle in my arm.

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byebye

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Mira Kappagoda 3 years ago

This question is closed, so I’m going to comment here: I fell off my horse trying to put my socks on while riding. I was okay though :D

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I closed my own foot in a door.

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Rage of Aquarius

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The weird one! 3 years ago

ouch

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I slammed a door in my face while running away from a spider.

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Birgit M

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No one 3 years ago

oof

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Should verify ages for this. The older I get the stupider the cause.
I pulled a muscle in my back just stretching and yawning. Could barely move for 3 days

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B Jones

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walking up stairs. I broke a bone in my foot and pulled my ACL.

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Makayla D

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Um ok... I was showering and dancing and tripped. 🤔I had to get 5 stitches on my chin yes I am idiotic

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KenSpecks

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SteelTigre 3 years ago

oh, lord

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KenSpecks (Submission author) 3 years ago

🥸🥸

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Madeline Rose 3 years ago

Oh, lordy be.

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Sprained my higher ankle while walking in loosely fitting shoes

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GaeFrog

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I walked into a glass door. I knew it was there and I knew it would hurt if I walked into it, but I was zoned out and was too lazy to try and open it and I thought that it would just magically open for me. it didn't.

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wanderlust

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AlexThePerson 3 years ago

#LazyGang😴🤤

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So it was my 11th birthday and that night I asked my dad if he wanted help removing some boards of a palet cuz he wanted to do some sort of project. So he said yes and he gave me the tools to do it. I got one board off and I put it behind my. Then I stepped back and drove 4 nails up my right foot. I immediately thru off my shoe and my dad came running. He helped me into the house and there was blood everywhere. Luckily he works in safety and knew what to do. Me and my mom spent the night in the ER while my dad stayed home with my little brother. Tbh I think the nurses laughed a bit

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welly1738

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_rb4 3 years ago

oof i can imagine this one how terrible. and on your birthday!

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I tried running through the door as I was opening it but it was locked so I ended smashing my face into the door and my nose started bleeding

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PineappleQueen

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karate kicking a tree. i fell knee first on a rock

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OK, not dumb, but kinda stupid. I was 4 or 5 and I was playing on the arm of the sofa. I fell onto wood floor and ended up breaking my $hitty left arm. Good thing I was right handed. Otherwise, it would have been a tough time for me to write.

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