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#1
"Is non-binary a sexuality?" (No. Do you see the common suffix?)
"What's the Spanish word for tortilla?" (I don't even speak Spanish but even I'm not that stupid)
Final score:
4points
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#2
My mother in therapy, after "a lot" of research on autism:
"Can't you just hyperfixate on school?"
Final score:
4points
#4
are you a boy or a girl?
why do you call yourself a ( my name) instead of ( says my dead name)?
Final score:
1point
#5
“So, does your Mexican friend eat tacos every night?” No, no she does not, because practically no one eats the same thing for every meal(as an autistic person, I have been the exception to this rule occasionally, but I still get sick of those foods because I eat them every day).
Also, “Do you have a date for prom yet? Because I can help you find one.” This was from my 50 year old neighbor who knows I’m aroace.
Final score:
1point
#6
Back when me and my ex were together a guy asked “so which one of you is the guy” uh, NEITHER OF US??
Final score:
1point
UltimateSwiftie 1 year ago
probably didn't know what to say to a queer couple but still frustrating nonetheless. I say this because, at weddings with 2 women, one will take the role of groom.
#7
“Are you white or black?”
“Yes.”
(I’m mixed)
“Did you bleach your skin?”
I didn’t even respond to that, I didn’t know what to say. (I have vitiligo)
Final score:
1point
#9
I kind of hate to call out my sister, but it’s worth it. Around her late teens, she asked me if her birthday will ever fall on Friday the 13th. I gave it a brief pause, and calmly explained that, no…March 10 will likely never fall of Friday the 13th. However, every single F13 since then, I text her a Happy Birthday just to remind her she will never, ever live that one down
Final score:
0points
UltimateSwiftie 1 year ago
LOVE THIS! my little sister was born on Friday the 13th and I say that's why she acts the way she does.
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