I a curious to know what is the craziest thing you Pandas would do for a billion dollars.

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Tbh the better question is what wouldn't you do. It's enough money to keep me, my parents, and my kids if I choose to have them comfortable, and probably my family would be set for generations.

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    New Zealand dollar? Or Zimbabwean dollar? I want to be sure of the exchange rate.

    For 1 Billion dollars, I would burn 2 Billion dollars.

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    For 1 billion dollars (or whatever that is in pounds - I'm British) I would exist

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    #4

    Have sex with Elon Musk






    I lied no I wouldn't

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ima get backlash but i prob would, like, thats enough to make sure my familys comfortable for awhile. And to pay for my moms surgeries. Why wouldnt i take thst?

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    #5

    “Relocate” the people who have emotionally abused me. (Relocate them to hell I mean)

    Please don’t call the FBI 😭

    But seriously, I would probably walk up to the ugliest person I know and kiss them for 1 billion dollars.

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    welll thats not very nice (second thing i mean the first one is a bit too nice in my opinion)

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    #6

    Hmmmm I would probably screw a bunch of guys for a billion dollars. Or I would assassinate Putin for a billion dollars.

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    #7

    I would forever give up smoking! Cigarettes that is…

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    #8

    Short of hurting someone else, I would do anything for $1,000,000,000

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    #9

    For a billion dollars I would get up every day and not do something stupid for a week.




    I would fail D=

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    #10

    I would buy Mar-a-lago and evict the previous owner

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    Anything no exceptions

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