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Hey Pandas, What Is The Biggest Lie You’ve Ever Told Somebody? (Closed)

Tell the biggest lie you've ever told somebody, and then add what the truth actually was.

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#1

"I'm fine"
"I don't care"

Final score:

6points

Alexia 2 years ago

Hope you're doing better now. Hugs

2points

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#2

"oh that scratch? Must have been the cat or something I don't remember."

Final score:

5points

Willow the Boober

Pink_Boba22 2 years ago

I am so sorry to hear this. I really hope you are well, sending love your way. ❤

4points

#3

I love you

Final score:

4points

The Mom 2 years ago

Mine is "til death do us part". In my defense he was a lying cheat.

2points

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#4

Not the biggest but the most common: "Yeah, I've heard of what you're talking about!"

Final score:

4points

Shagun Srivastava 2 years ago

YES!

0points

#5

I still say this one sometimes
I have a small birthmark on my left cheek that looks like a scratch. If a stranger is being nosey and asks about it I tell them it’s a surgical scar from when my conjoined twin and I were separated shortly after birth, my identical twin has the scar on her right cheek and it was the only way our parents could tell us apart 🤣

Final score:

3points

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Hi there! I'm Gabrielė, but you can also catch me responding to Gab, Gabi, Gabert, or Gabe – take your pick. Professionally, I'm the senior community manager over at Bored Panda, helping people share their awesome work and connecting artists with a worldwide audience. Beyond work, you'll catch me traveling, listening to vinyl and diving into movies, art exhibitions, and concerts. I'm a culture buff at heart, always eager to explore and embrace the richness of the human experience.

Hi there! I'm Gabrielė, but you can also catch me responding to Gab, Gabi, Gabert, or Gabe – take your pick. Professionally, I'm the senior community manager over at Bored Panda, helping people share their awesome work and connecting artists with a worldwide audience. Beyond work, you'll catch me traveling, listening to vinyl and diving into movies, art exhibitions, and concerts. I'm a culture buff at heart, always eager to explore and embrace the richness of the human experience.

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Charlene McMiller 2 years ago

“That’s ok with me” or something along those lines. I let people walk all over me :)

2points

Charlene McMiller 2 years ago

Sorry meant to post instead of comment, I’m so tired

1point

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Stardust she/her 1 year ago

I’m doing fine, you’ve never seen me as fine as this

0points

Charlene McMiller 2 years ago

“That’s ok with me” or something along those lines. I let people walk all over me :)

2points

Charlene McMiller 2 years ago

Sorry meant to post instead of comment, I’m so tired

1point

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Stardust she/her 1 year ago

I’m doing fine, you’ve never seen me as fine as this

0points

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