I want to know the best way someone has shut down a pick-up line.

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#1

My friend tried a line on a girl and she Fecking graded him!
Literally said:
I'll give 9/10 for courage, just for even attempting that line
5/10 for delivery, you rushed through the ending
1/10 for the line itself. It was neither cheesy nor clever. In fact it was downright rude and insulting.
Overall an 'F'!

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Final score:
9points
Donkey boi
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#2

"I'm having trouble finding the two letters in the alphabet after m. Can you help me find them?"

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Final score:
9points
What even is this
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#3

'Did it hurt?'
'What?'
'As you fell from heaven'
'Did you just call me satan?'

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Final score:
6points
The one with the high ground
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#4

This guy in my class, who was super creepy, one of those weird macho short guys who was always acting tough but was actually a total jackass. Well he tried a crappy pickup line on my bestie, and she, without even looking up from her phone, just said 'i don't date oompa loompas.' and walked away. He shut down real fast. It was hilarious.

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Final score:
4points
OminousWiiMusic
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#5

'You free on friday?' No, I'm expensive.

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Final score:
4points
Demon Girl
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#6

Dude: What would you say if I asked you to go out with me?
Friend: Nothing, I can't laugh and talk at the same time
TIMELESS.

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Final score:
4points
theoneandonlynoira
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#7

One time in high school I was being hit on by a guy, and flirting back. But soon his flirting became really gross and in too much detail so I stopped him in his tracks. Not 4 mins after I told him off he started flirting with the girl next to me, and they dated for 2 weeks. She then broke up with him for overstepping her boundaries. He then came to me 1 day after the break up and asked me out, I replied with “no thanks, I don’t want chloes leftovers” (Chloe was the ex) (I don’t want what she discarded) this dude was a walking red flag

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Final score:
2points
June’s Very Own
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#8

My friend in middle school got hit on and she said:
That’s boss to you.
Then she walks away like nothing happened.

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Final score:
1point
MikiTheUnregisteredZoologist
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#9

I wouldn't f**k you with your d**k

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Final score:
1point
Pharmtechgurl
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#10

Told a guy to go outside and play hide and go f**k yourself ))

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Final score:
1point
Bertymae
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