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I'll go first. The funniest line I have ever heard was from a man who walked up to me and asked me if I would go on a date with him. Well, he said the funniest thing, and because of that, I accepted. You wouldn't believe what he said.

"I’d like to take you to the movies, but they don’t let you bring in your own snacks." You could probably imagine how hilarious this was.

So Pandas, any pickup lines that have you rolling?

#1

Can you guess my favorite tea?
Like the drink?
Yeah.
Green tea?
No it’s you. shawTEA

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#2

*Falls in front of them*

“Oh sorry, I fell for you…”

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Deutschland Mädchen
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My classmate was dared to do that at an ice rink once.... he got her snap so all is well

#3

Are you a library book?
Because I’m checking you out!

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