Hey Pandas, What Is The Best Lie You’ve Ever Told Someone? (Closed)

What is the best lie you've ever told someone?

Not the best in terms of getting someone to believe me, but best because it is funny:

When I was little I would always try to make up excuses to get out of bed. I would say "I'm thirsty" or "I'm not tired." Well at one point I guess my little brain had ran out of excuses so I went out and told my mom "My bed is too comfy". I just stayed in bed after that one.

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Average Grizzlies Fan

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Not neccesarily best, but funny nonetheless.

I was at my grandma's house on my dad's side, and I have a little 4 year old cousin, and she looks at me while i'm drinking my soda and she goes, "Where do babies come from?"

I nearly spit my drink everywhere. I blinked and looked at her and grinned. "Your mom and dad bought you and put you together. You, for one, came from Ikea." and she was totally awed, and she runs over to her mom and dad (My aunt and uncle) and literally says:

"Mommy, daddy, can we go to Ikea?"
"Why, darling?" They asked sweetly.
"I want a sister!!"

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6points

M_E the Meguca Wolf

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Berry Budgie 3 years ago

Awww ahahaha

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Okay, so I used to sleepwalk when I was little and I still do if I'm really stressed. I also have a habit of getting up out of bed at night when I can't sleep. So one night I got up at like 3 in the morning and I got up and started cutting paper into a trashcan (don't ask) and my mom opened the door and caught me. She asked what I was doing and In my one and only act of fast thinking I mumbled something under my breath and said loudly "Pawpaw's watermelons" and she just closed the door and walked away.

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5points

Stack o' Pancakes

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Stack o' Pancakes (Submission author) 3 years ago

Told them I didn't remember it the next day, that's where the lying comes in.

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In like 2nd grade I was able to convince my friend that I had blackbeard's treasure in my back yard. I had a shed that was covered in ivy and didnt know what it was so I said that I was blackbeard's descendant and I had his treasure in there 🤣 I dont think I ever told her otherwise...

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Katelyn

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Telling people that I was Taylor swifts best friend. I was in third grade.

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4points

Doughnut Drizzle

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¯_(ツ)_/¯ 3 years ago

bahaha

4points

Telling people I was okay.

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Adam Belaire

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SushiPanda 3 years ago

Aww this one is sad. Yeah same on my hand.

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I told my friends that i adopted them. ( i am adopted)

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3points

The real me

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Saying "I'm fine"

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3points

⭒𝕓𝕒𝕕 𝕓𝕝𝕖𝕖𝕡⭒

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Hamilton Lover 3 years ago

Stay strong

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in 1st grade i told people my dad was a lawyer. i said "my dads a lawyer. i can sue you for anything". nobody messed with me after that.

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SUB2TURD_

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CATMONSTER2018 3 years ago

lol

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#10

Not exactly best, but funniest:

When I was in 2nd grade, there was a little 5 year old girl who really looked up to me. I told her I was a magical fairy but I just hid my wings and that I could grant her 1 wish. So then she asked me for a butterfly. I feel really bad because I never did get her a butterfly.

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2points