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Hey Pandas, What Is Something You’ve Always Wanted To Do But Probably Wouldn’t? (Closed)

Recently, I watched a travel show about a jungle destination and thought I really want to go there! But the reality of critters and open air sleeping was a solid nope. I found it quite amusing to think about things I may have dreamed of but would never do! Please share!

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#1

Would love to sell everything and just disappear. Start a new life somewhere where nobody knows me. But I would never do that to my family

Final score:

11points

Mis Stake she/her 🇫🇮🇬🇧

Trish R 1 year ago

I just did that, but my family is TOXIC. Narcissistic. Hypocrites. Want everyone to think they are perfect. I know the truth, though. From crooked cop to physical, mental and emotional abuse to being allowed to work in a school as well as tax evasion to more horrific details I don't like to think about. And it's anything but perfect. It's not "It is what it is", rather, "It is what it appears to be".

3points

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#2

Write a book

Final score:

8points

StrangeOne 1 year ago

Same. I could write one. About what, I don't know. What can I say that's not already been said?

3points

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#3

Snort my weight in the finest cocaine

Final score:

6points

#4

Shave my head .Btw I am a girl.

Final score:

6points

StrangeOne 1 year ago

Since I throw up at the sight of tangled strands of hair in my clothes, I've pondered shaving my head. But I'm pretty sure I would like like Joe Pesci, so no.

2points

#5

I would like to get my pilot's license. I probably won't though. I have my CDL, motorcycle license, and car of course, but my eyesight isn't what it used to be. I no longer like to drive much at all especially at night. Plus, it's not that I have a fear of high places, I have a fear of pain after body slamming concrete.

Final score:

5points

#6

Slap the following people hard with a frozen salmon

Boris Johnson
Jeremy #unt
Michael Gove
Jeremy Corbyn
Tony Blair

Final score:

5points

Julie Snelling 1 year ago

I'll buy the salmon for you

5points

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#7

I fantasize about changing my identity and moving fat away to start over. It's difficult to grow as a person when my family and locals (small town) always find a way to remind me of how I have f**ked up. I won't let that stop me from improving but It can be exhausting.
Also, if love to go to space! 🚀

Final score:

5points

Tx jac 1 year ago

Best if luck, you keep doing you

1point

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#8

Become a gaming streamer with my friends. I probably won't get the chance because:
1. Not enough money
2. Too focused on academics
3. Don't have the time currently

Final score:

4points

Nevada McKinney

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#9

Drop out of school

Final score:

3points

JustSittingandScroling

#10

Get some sick cosplays like BucksCountyBatman, DaRegularSauce, and agentofkhaos

Final score:

2points

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#11

To become an influencer and do crazy stuff without any care in the world but I won't do it becos I am sane😏

Final score:

2points

StrangeOne 1 year ago

It's not as glamorous and carefree as they make it seem.

2points

#12

Every time I walk into a bank, and see those complacent managers, I feel like stirring things up with a note!

Final score:

2points

Onion Patch Petunia

#13

Travel to every country in the world….with all the conflicts going on rn I think that might be impossible

Final score:

2points

Lesley Zed 1 year ago

Start with the ones you really want to do. Soon enough you will realize you don’t need to do the rest.👍🏻👍🏻😎

2points

#14

Date a person of the same gender.

Final score:

2points

VonBlade 1 year ago

Do it.

1point

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#15

Opening an animal rescue. Don't have the money or land for it.

Final score:

2points

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#16

The DARE Skywalk at Tottenham Hotspur Stadium.

Final score:

1point

#17

Go to comic con

Final score:

1point

StrangeOne 1 year ago

I don't get the point of comic cons. They're expensive to go to and they don't even have food and drinks served. If there's no food, I no go.

2points

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#18

Take biology and become a doctor

Final score:

1point

Stary_cat 1 year ago

Follow your dreams isa

0points

#19

Everything that I wanted to do I will do it and nothing can stop me except I myself.Why does it have to be negative?

Final score:

1point

VonBlade 1 year ago

Because of the realities of life. You can only become an "influencer" as a buff dude or a pretty girl. I can only see the world if someone pays for it. I'm too old to be a fighter pilot and too fat to skydive. Life is full of limitations, no matter what the motivational poster says. Dream small or get used to disappointment.

0points

#20

go to jail, write a book, get the hairstyle i want (my mom is peeventing me), and much more

Final score:

1point

#21

appilayion trail the bugs and stuff dont bither me but when will i ever have a year of litteraly nothing to do (im also a very slow walker)

Final score:

1point

Kraneia The Dancing Dryad 1 year ago

A good warm up is the mountains to sea trail, that runs across NC and touches the AT in a couple places.

1point

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#22

I would love to have a ton of animals but I couldn’t afford it

Final score:

1point

One Happy Doggo

Bittersweetie 1 year ago

Yes! My son and I dream of a cat farm or goat farm but can't fathom the daily expense and maintenance!

2points

#23

Be better.
I don't mean 'better as a person' or sh**.
Call me weird, but I just mean stronger, faster and smarter than everyone else. The adrenaline and confidence I've gained from this is insane.

Final score:

1point

IDidntChooseReality

#24

Experimenting with my body like getting tattoos,nose rings,hair etc depending upon my mood and situation at that time.

Final score:

1point

#25

Pitch show ideas to adult swim

Final score:

1point

#26

Walk.

Final score:

0points

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Hi there! I'm Gabrielė, but you can also catch me responding to Gab, Gabi, Gabert, or Gabe – take your pick. Professionally, I'm the senior community manager over at Bored Panda, helping people share their awesome work and connecting artists with a worldwide audience. Beyond work, you'll catch me traveling, listening to vinyl and diving into movies, art exhibitions, and concerts. I'm a culture buff at heart, always eager to explore and embrace the richness of the human experience.

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Crazy Meerkat Lady 1 year ago

This is more a "always wanted to but probably SHOULDN'T have". I have always wanted to write a children's book starring my dachshund but thought it was a stupid idea. Then someone motivated me and after a couple of months and all my extra money I finally did it! I was so proud. How many copies did I sell so far? Zero. Very depressing and sad for me.

1point

The_Canadian_Zebra 1 year ago (edited)

What is it called by curiosity and where could I find it?

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Crazy Meerkat Lady 1 year ago

This is more a "always wanted to but probably SHOULDN'T have". I have always wanted to write a children's book starring my dachshund but thought it was a stupid idea. Then someone motivated me and after a couple of months and all my extra money I finally did it! I was so proud. How many copies did I sell so far? Zero. Very depressing and sad for me.

1point

The_Canadian_Zebra 1 year ago (edited)

What is it called by curiosity and where could I find it?

1point

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