Wishing that I were an adult

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39points

Buren

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Buy stuff to impress some one. No one cares.

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34points

Adam C

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I felt pretty invincible in my 20s, now in my 50s I am far more careful with my health.

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26points

Jccaidc

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Refuse to take nap

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24points

AKRaven

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Blindly trusting anybody. Taking education for granted (goofing around).

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23points

Caro Caro

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Put up with physical and mental abuse for the sake of the family name.

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22points

Shyla Clay

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Listen to any of the b******t that came out of my parents’ mouths

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21points

Captain Awesome

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When I was much younger I wrote a "bucket list" and on it I also included a skydive. I've ticked off many things on the list but now as an adult I don't have the courage for the skydive. The tattoo and getting to meet an elephant got ticked off though!

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21points

Emma Wright

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When Disney aired "Davy Crockett" on television, I was so impressed by the show that I wore a coonskin cap for days on end. I'd never wear a coonskin cap now but I do wear a Stetson; the cap I wore when I was a kid wasn't even a "real" coonskin as I found out later! But the Stetson is a real Stetson.

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20points

Richard A Petro

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Say: "I'm gowing to have 12 kids when I gwow up!!!!!"

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19points

bigfoot

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Jump off a 12ft cliff into a lake at the quarry

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19points

Lauren Englezakis

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Run through the yard barefoot!! Sad but very true for many reasons.

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18points

ThisIsMe

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Ride down a hill on a sled, standing up.

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18points

Jackie Lulu

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Take family for granted. As a kid, I thought that everyone lived forever.. having buried my aunt, all my grandparents, my mother...lost my brother to alcoholism (I haven’t seen him in years). I hold my little ones tight and think there is never enough time..

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14points

Dancing Armadillo

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Procrastinate taking a shower when told to

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13points

Ducky Oboe

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There's so many things that we did as kids, that when I look back on the crap that we did I wonder how we made it out alive.

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13points

Inside looking out

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Take anything for granted.
Also to speak up, I hate being "the quiet one". I literally force myself to speak to others. I will go talk to people to try to impress. I hates talking to strangers for information, things, or advice. But I force myself to do it because I want to be relied on as a person. Not in a overly way, but as in a respected, mature, brave way.

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13points

Yeet_girl360

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Run around naked.

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12points

Jo Choto

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"I want to be (insert every job in the world here) when i grow up". Never again. You can never be sure what's waiting for you.

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11points

Ula Wojciechowska

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fight the wall

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10points

best turtle

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My teachers abused me and everyone would’ve known had we not been so young. It was so easy for those teachers to manipulate 3-6 year olds who have never had any knowledge about topics like abuse, harassment, assault. We didn’t talk to our parents because that was normal.
Then in the 3rd grade my teacher hit me, and emotionally abused me. I would never let that happen again, I swore I would but it’s happening again. My English teacher abuses her power and abuses our emotions. I tried to make it stop but I had an SM attack and was silenced.

I don’t know if I will ever escape from abusive people. I did so much to try and make the pain go away, and I’ll never do any of it in the future, and certainly not as an adult.


AND DO NOT ASK FOR DETAILS PLEASE! this is my worst trauma, and I’m trying to normalize it so nobody will go through what I went through,

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10points

Happi doggi (all pronouns)

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Shove Bangers (explosive little fireworks that were 'the thing' when I was a 70s kid growing up) down the open end of the handlebar of your friend's bike...

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9points

Peej Maybe

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Wonder what it felt like when someone kissed you.

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9points

Hilary Gilbertson

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Walk up to someone I don’t know and ask if I can play with them

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9points

Mrs.S

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not enjoy school

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8points

foxking

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Jump off the roof of a house. Make a flame thrower with a lighter and a can of gold spray paint—in the garage. Ride my bike like a crazy person, weaving in and out of traffic without a helmet (who the hell wore bike helmets in the 80s?). Pester the hell out of the girl that I liked that clearly didn’t like me (I’m sorry, Rocio). Listen to Bon Jovi. Mouth off to my teachers for no good reason. Drink Jolt Cola.

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7points

UpQuarkDownQuark (he/him)

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Everyone has done this, but turn the lights off in the basement, and run up the stairs so that the dark doesn’t swallow me up.

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7points

Buzzy Boi

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bed wetting

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6points

A Korucu

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Wear a bikini

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6points

Alisa Comeaux

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I used to pour soda in the mailbox on the corner of my street. If I didn’t do that I would drop the can of soda in the mailbox. Thank god cameras weren’t invented in the 80s.

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6points

Dumpsterbaby

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I ate a packet of instant coffee I found in the playground.

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6points

Zander Porbanda

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Stand on a horse bareback to pick cherries.

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6points

epona65808

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Allowing myself to become dependent on someone else.

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6points

Becky Sue Anderson

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I would runaround the house naked after a shower even if the windows were open, sadly cant do that anymore

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6points

Fuzzy_Wuzzy

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Pour salsa in three peoples hair

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5points

Lena Warren

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Go into the woods without tick spray.

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Final score:

5points

Smarty Panda

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🤸🤸🤸🤸🤸cartwheels, handstands, piggy backs, playground girls hand clapping game.... OMG British bulldogs 🤣🤣 42 yes old and just loved the freedom of being able play safely with my friends. Feel sorry for today's kids 😔

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5points

Sinead Kenny

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Get married. Never again. Was with the guy for five years then we got married when I was 21. Nope. Freedom forever.

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5points

Mykidsartrocks

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Not realizing lying, stealing and cheating are so rampant.

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5points

Cwc Connie

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Gone abroad for post secondary education

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4points

Katrina Whitmell

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I'd not listen to sweet words from dubious sources.

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4points

Sharon Morris

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Carnival rides at church festivals or county fairs. 1) motion sickness, 2) safety

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3points

Beth L

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Once Stu k right hand into open wall socket (only got a small stinging feeling before I pulled out) hand was numb for the day

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3points

Alias-the-shade

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Want to fake sick to stay home from school (never went through with it)

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3points

Ducky Oboe

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Children

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3points

bread

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- trust people

- rely on friends

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2points

royal_antelope

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Tricking on my bike.

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2points

Leo Domitrix

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Lie to everyone

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2points

I forgot

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kiss a random boy in my class (LOL)

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2points

Eburi - chan

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Cutting open shotgun shells for the powder and stuffing them in a piece of pipe and using a firecracker as a fuse.
Stuffing was just tight enough to make a big noise.

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2points

Paul Champanier

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Play with dolls ig

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1point

Has sold soul for corn chip

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shoplift

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1point

emer the unreal

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That in the end, I would be utterly alone

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0points

Cwc Connie

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