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#1
Okay, hear me out. Everyone here sings in the shower, or acts out literal music videos whenever they're alone and their favorite song is playing. Do not try to contradict me, I know you do it.
Final score:
10points
Lil Miss Hobbit 1 year ago
YESSSS! I am not ashamed of it either. I have made some pretty epic movie trailers by myself in my room listening to Imagine Dragons.😂
#2
Peeing in the shower...
Final score:
9points
#4
Judged our friends before we got to know them well.
Final score:
7points
#6
nobody talks about how they wipe they booty lol
Final score:
6points
#8
Use Jesus as a cuss word.
Final score:
2points
RafCo (he/him/ele) 1 year ago
Are you from a southern US state? I only ever hear southerners say "cuss" rather than curse. I lived in the south for years and I say it too.
#9
Have things go wrong with the gross and private bits of our bodies. Someone who has a headache gets to express themselves about it and get some empathy. You have a sore bottom or something [not sure which words will pass through censoring] and you're expected to keep that one to yourself. From time to time most of us get foot fungus, constipation, diarrhoea, piles, ringworm, nits and STIs. Like, deal with it.
Final score:
2points
#10
Everybody farts in public. Not everybody owns it. I do. Ill fart anywhere. IDGAF.
Final score:
1point
#11
We all die. It's pretty much the only thing universally human. Nobody likes to talk about it though.
Final score:
1point
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