Okay, hear me out. Everyone here sings in the shower, or acts out literal music videos whenever they're alone and their favorite song is playing. Do not try to contradict me, I know you do it.

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QueerAxolotls

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Peeing in the shower...

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9points

eversokind

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Examine our pores close up in the mirror.

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9points

Dana Barresi

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Judged our friends before we got to know them well.

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7points

Lil Miss Hobbit

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Picking nose

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Cthulhu Kitty

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nobody talks about how they wipe they booty lol

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6points

Zacko

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Self love

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2points

Cthulhu Kitty

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Use Jesus as a cuss word.

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Buck Up

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Have things go wrong with the gross and private bits of our bodies. Someone who has a headache gets to express themselves about it and get some empathy. You have a sore bottom or something [not sure which words will pass through censoring] and you're expected to keep that one to yourself. From time to time most of us get foot fungus, constipation, diarrhoea, piles, ringworm, nits and STIs. Like, deal with it.

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Reviewer01

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Everybody farts in public. Not everybody owns it. I do. Ill fart anywhere. IDGAF.

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Matt C

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We all die. It's pretty much the only thing universally human. Nobody likes to talk about it though.

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RafCo (he/him/ele)

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