We all have secrets.

 

#1

Okay, hear me out. Everyone here sings in the shower, or acts out literal music videos whenever they're alone and their favorite song is playing. Do not try to contradict me, I know you do it.

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Lil Miss Hobbit
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

YESSSS! I am not ashamed of it either. I have made some pretty epic movie trailers by myself in my room listening to Imagine Dragons.😂

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#2

Peeing in the shower...

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#3

Examine our pores close up in the mirror.

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#4

Judged our friends before we got to know them well.

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#5

Picking nose

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Trish R
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's what my first thought was. Then I thought about all the meth heads having ten dollar boogers to pick. Yuck!

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#6

nobody talks about how they wipe they booty lol

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Trish R
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is funny, I'm from a very rural town and the only one I know who has a bidet attachment on my toilets. Many guys will not use them thinking they'll be "violated" if they do and can now be considered gay.

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#8

Use Jesus as a cuss word.

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RafCo (he/him/ele)
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Are you from a southern US state? I only ever hear southerners say "cuss" rather than curse. I lived in the south for years and I say it too.

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#9

Have things go wrong with the gross and private bits of our bodies. Someone who has a headache gets to express themselves about it and get some empathy. You have a sore bottom or something [not sure which words will pass through censoring] and you're expected to keep that one to yourself. From time to time most of us get foot fungus, constipation, diarrhoea, piles, ringworm, nits and STIs. Like, deal with it.

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#10

Everybody farts in public. Not everybody owns it. I do. Ill fart anywhere. IDGAF.

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#11

We all die. It's pretty much the only thing universally human. Nobody likes to talk about it though.

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