Hey Pandas, What Is One Thing You Are Tired Of Seeing On Dating Profiles? (Closed)

#1

ALPHA MALES. there's no such thing as an alpha male. there only is a horrible mix of insecurity and controlling

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Jay the not okay

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ninjaTrashPandaBoom 1 year ago

If they have to tell you they are an "alpha male" then they are telling you that they are a misogynistic twatbasket psychopath, see Andrew Tate for example.

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#2

Photoshop bodies. Spack filler makeup, duck face lips. People in established relationships. Stalkers. Catfishers. My SO!

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Doozle bug

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ViFi 1 year ago

LEAVE THEM THEY DONT DESERVE YOU FELLOW PANDA

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#3

Hight requrements 6,3” or taller. 🦒

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Kim

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TheBlueBitterfly 1 year ago

I really don't understand the whole height requirement. I can understand looks, money, even an expensive car. I dont understand the height. Or "iPhone only" ? Guess I'm too poor to understand?

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#4

People. Can we have an app just to swipe on each other's pets? You wouldn't even have to program a left swipe tbh. And the profile blurbs can all be pet personalities and stories.

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Ray Arani

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Sue Bradley 1 year ago

Yes please!!! I would love to meet someone but they would have to be a pet lover - I haven't tried online dating, but would be straight into this :)

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#5

Empty profiles, the lack of effort just tells me that person isn't looking for anything serious.

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Sarah Kathrin Matsoukis

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Andres Tejeda 1 year ago

Yep, or the DM me if you want to know more.

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#6

Why dont so many men know how to smile in a picture? why are so many men topless and do they think they look cool sitting in an expensive car

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Mis Stake she/her 🇫🇮🇬🇧

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Mis Stake she/her 🇫🇮🇬🇧 (Submission author) 1 year ago

Just in case there is any men here who think this is cool. 1. please smile. is hows your personality a little and shows me you ace not just serious and can have fun. 2. Leave some for the imagination please. 3. I too have relatives who own expensive cars or can rent one for a few hours. This just makes you look like someone with no substance or personality

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#7

ME! Time to unsingle and mingle.

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Doozle bug

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Hey! 1 year ago

I like this completely honest response.

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#8

OMG soooo many. Women: "I am a sapiosexual. I speak fluent sarcasm. I love a glass of vino. I love the game reserve. I want a partner in crime." or my personal favourite "Just ask." or my Instagram troll redflag: "Not here much, hmu on @babeinstragamhandle". Men: holding fish. Holding a golf club. Standing next to an expensive car. Not having any wording at all on their profile.

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censorshipsucks

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Saint_Zipcodus 1 year ago

They write: Fluent in sarcasm. I read: Never learned to express my emotions in an honest way.

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#9

Middle fingers. Just stop. Seriously. It’s not cute and screams I’m an emotionless a*****e.

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Bajaco02

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TheBlueBitterfly 1 year ago

It screams "look at me, I'm so edgy! I have the emotional mentality of a middle schooler!"

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#10

I work hard and I play hard! - just a fun way of saying I have a job and get blackout drunk on weekends.

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Penguin Panda Pop

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#11

the people who when you meet them online, and they ask for fun and want your number, and they end up being a scammer

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Andrei Marentette

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Legen ( wait for it ) dary 1 year ago

People doing a list of requirements but them self being nothing of it. Like : I want a person with sense of humor. While they have any of it.

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#12

"I don't know why I'm here" or "my friends made me do this" like its OKAY to be on a dating app! That's literally why everyone is here!! And it's ok to specify what you're looking for!

But my absolute biggest pet peeve: "Does anyone actually read these?" ... yes, that's why they're there my dude... automatic swipe left.

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Skittles

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Sara Wilson 1 year ago

Or the wonderful "I'm still trying to figure out my dating goals"

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#13

Bathroom mirror selfies. They're not good

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B-Leaf

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Biana Weatherford 1 year ago

however, the guys who have cut out another person and then post a picture from their kid's wedding or such....i would rather see the bathroom photo where they are looking at the phone and not smiling.

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#14

Women who say " If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best." It just screams I will be horrible most of the time. Also women who want the 3 sixes, Six foot + , six figures, six pack.

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Andres Tejeda

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Camber Hollywood 1 year ago

I like the German men who invite me to handle their wurst.

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#15

Men who take mirror pics in public restrooms with full view of the urinal behind them.

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Candid Panda

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StrangeOne 1 year ago

Whenever I see a washroom pic I'm more focused on seeing how sanitary that washroom is, and wondering if they remember to flush.

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#16

"I love to laugh."

Not me. I like to growl. Seriously...who doesn't like to laugh?

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Biana Weatherford

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#17

Pictures of kids in their dating profile.

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Bajaco02

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Hey! 1 year ago

Some come with baggage, some come with kids.

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Bethany Jacoby (Submission author) 1 year ago

Pedophiles date too

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StrangeOne 1 year ago

Yeah, I get the sentiment, but then I think of that lady in Where The Heart Is, when she met that pervert who said he really liked her kids and ended up molesting one of her kids. That stuck with me ever since.

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Sara Wilson 1 year ago

This I don't mind because I WANT to know if they have kids

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#18

"If your name is Kevin the Manager, don't even bother..."

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Kevin the Manager

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#19

Ppl trying too hard. Like just be yourself. Unless you plan to keep up an act the rest of your life the person you date is gonna see the real you eventually so why not just start off showing the real you

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AngelWingsYT

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StrangeOne 1 year ago

I think some people end up forgetting what they're looking for and trying to impress as many others as possible for fear of rejection. You'll get way more rejections than oks. Quantity over quality, they're thinking.

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#20

"I don't know why I'm here" or "my friends made me do this" like its OKAY to be on a dating app! That's literally why everyone is here!! And it's ok to specify what you're looking for!

But my absolute biggest pet peeve: "Does anyone actually read these?" ... yes, that's why they're there my dude... automatic swipe left.

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Skittles

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#21

My friends wives.

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