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Hey Pandas, What Is One Thing You Are Tired Of Seeing On Dating Profiles? (Closed)
With the endless swiping and unoriginal profiles, what is one thing that makes your eyes roll everytime?
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#1
ALPHA MALES. there's no such thing as an alpha male. there only is a horrible mix of insecurity and controlling
Final score:
31points
ninjaTrashPandaBoom 1 year ago
If they have to tell you they are an "alpha male" then they are telling you that they are a misogynistic twatbasket psychopath, see Andrew Tate for example.
#2
Photoshop bodies. Spack filler makeup, duck face lips. People in established relationships. Stalkers. Catfishers. My SO!
Final score:
23points
#3
Hight requrements 6,3” or taller. 🦒
Final score:
18points
TheBlueBitterfly 1 year ago
I really don't understand the whole height requirement. I can understand looks, money, even an expensive car. I dont understand the height. Or "iPhone only" ? Guess I'm too poor to understand?
#4
People. Can we have an app just to swipe on each other's pets? You wouldn't even have to program a left swipe tbh. And the profile blurbs can all be pet personalities and stories.
Final score:
18points
Sue Bradley 1 year ago
Yes please!!! I would love to meet someone but they would have to be a pet lover - I haven't tried online dating, but would be straight into this :)
#5
Empty profiles, the lack of effort just tells me that person isn't looking for anything serious.
Final score:
16points
#6
Why dont so many men know how to smile in a picture? why are so many men topless and do they think they look cool sitting in an expensive car
Final score:
15points
Mis Stake she/her 🇫🇮🇬🇧 (Submission author) 1 year ago
Just in case there is any men here who think this is cool. 1. please smile. is hows your personality a little and shows me you ace not just serious and can have fun. 2. Leave some for the imagination please. 3. I too have relatives who own expensive cars or can rent one for a few hours. This just makes you look like someone with no substance or personality
#7
ME! Time to unsingle and mingle.
Final score:
14points
#8
OMG soooo many. Women: "I am a sapiosexual. I speak fluent sarcasm. I love a glass of vino. I love the game reserve. I want a partner in crime." or my personal favourite "Just ask." or my Instagram troll redflag: "Not here much, hmu on @babeinstragamhandle". Men: holding fish. Holding a golf club. Standing next to an expensive car. Not having any wording at all on their profile.
Final score:
14points
Saint_Zipcodus 1 year ago
They write: Fluent in sarcasm. I read: Never learned to express my emotions in an honest way.
#9
Middle fingers. Just stop. Seriously. It’s not cute and screams I’m an emotionless a*****e.
Final score:
12points
TheBlueBitterfly 1 year ago
It screams "look at me, I'm so edgy! I have the emotional mentality of a middle schooler!"
#10
I work hard and I play hard! - just a fun way of saying I have a job and get blackout drunk on weekends.
Final score:
12points
#11
the people who when you meet them online, and they ask for fun and want your number, and they end up being a scammer
Final score:
10points
Legen ( wait for it ) dary 1 year ago
People doing a list of requirements but them self being nothing of it. Like : I want a person with sense of humor. While they have any of it.
#12
"I don't know why I'm here" or "my friends made me do this" like its OKAY to be on a dating app! That's literally why everyone is here!! And it's ok to specify what you're looking for!
But my absolute biggest pet peeve: "Does anyone actually read these?" ... yes, that's why they're there my dude... automatic swipe left.
Final score:
10points
#13
Bathroom mirror selfies. They're not good
Final score:
9points
Biana Weatherford 1 year ago
however, the guys who have cut out another person and then post a picture from their kid's wedding or such....i would rather see the bathroom photo where they are looking at the phone and not smiling.
#14
Women who say " If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best." It just screams I will be horrible most of the time. Also women who want the 3 sixes, Six foot + , six figures, six pack.
Final score:
9points
#15
Men who take mirror pics in public restrooms with full view of the urinal behind them.
Final score:
8points
StrangeOne 1 year ago
Whenever I see a washroom pic I'm more focused on seeing how sanitary that washroom is, and wondering if they remember to flush.
#16
"I love to laugh."
Not me. I like to growl. Seriously...who doesn't like to laugh?
Final score:
7points
#17
Pictures of kids in their dating profile.
Final score:
7points
#18
"If your name is Kevin the Manager, don't even bother..."
Final score:
6points
#19
Ppl trying too hard. Like just be yourself. Unless you plan to keep up an act the rest of your life the person you date is gonna see the real you eventually so why not just start off showing the real you
Final score:
5points
StrangeOne 1 year ago
I think some people end up forgetting what they're looking for and trying to impress as many others as possible for fear of rejection. You'll get way more rejections than oks. Quantity over quality, they're thinking.
#20
"I don't know why I'm here" or "my friends made me do this" like its OKAY to be on a dating app! That's literally why everyone is here!! And it's ok to specify what you're looking for!
But my absolute biggest pet peeve: "Does anyone actually read these?" ... yes, that's why they're there my dude... automatic swipe left.
Final score:
3points
#22
Men who take mirror pics in public restrooms with full view of the urinal behind them.
Final score:
2points
What do you think ?
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