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What is one of your most famous lines from when you were a kid?
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#1
(This was in minecraft) That was a legal bribe and you know it! 😂
Final score:
2points
𝓐𝓼𝓽𝓻𝓸 (Submission author) 3 years ago
I’m still a kid but this has to be the funniest thing I’ve said
#2
‘Excuse me for living but the graveyard is full’ to which my brother would reply, ‘We’ll make room’.
Final score:
2points
#3
This one was hilarious and dark at the same time. Context: My cousin's dad dies when I was about 3 or so. I was visiting them a while after he died.
Me: Evie (cousin), God really shot your dad in the head!
Evie: Cries
Now every time we see like a dead bug "Hey look, he's been Godshot"
Final score:
2points
#4
One of mine was when i would talk to my dog and say "you can talk to me i wont tell nobody."
Final score:
1point
#9
ok so here's context;
when my mom was busy raising two toddlers/little kids while trying to potty-train me, she would let my oldest brother (he was maybe a bit older than a toddler?? idk what his exact age was back then) take me to the bathroom and stuff. i think she only did this once bc he immediately ran out the bathroom, dragging me along with my pants at my ankles just to say i was broken lol
my famous line was "I goken?"
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#10
I used to have a lot of great one liners as a kid. I was quiet most of the time but when the time was right I pullout a line that had everyone laughing their asses off. The only one I can remember is the time we were discussing an activity I didn't want to do in boy scouts and I said sarcastically "I cant wait nothing like an evening of male bondage."
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#11
I stopped napping at an early age and I remember insisting that "(my name)s NEVER GET TIRED!"
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#12
Ok its weird but when I think I was around 5, i used to say ugh-er-doodle-oo. I know its weird
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#13
When asked about interest (finance) “I’m very interested in money!”
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What do you think ?
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