What is one of your most famous lines from when you were a kid?

#1

(This was in minecraft) That was a legal bribe and you know it! 😂

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    #2

    ‘Excuse me for living but the graveyard is full’ to which my brother would reply, ‘We’ll make room’.

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    #3

    This one was hilarious and dark at the same time. Context: My cousin's dad dies when I was about 3 or so. I was visiting them a while after he died.
    Me: Evie (cousin), God really shot your dad in the head!
    Evie: Cries

    Now every time we see like a dead bug "Hey look, he's been Godshot"

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    #4

    One of mine was when i would talk to my dog and say "you can talk to me i wont tell nobody."

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    #5

    I used to call dragons "Kanyes" IDK why i just did

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    #6

    My first word was "because."
    "Why'd you do this?"
    "Becoj"

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    #7

    Different storks for different dorks.

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    #8

    Mine was “money can’t buy you class honey”

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    #9

    ok so here's context;

    when my mom was busy raising two toddlers/little kids while trying to potty-train me, she would let my oldest brother (he was maybe a bit older than a toddler?? idk what his exact age was back then) take me to the bathroom and stuff. i think she only did this once bc he immediately ran out the bathroom, dragging me along with my pants at my ankles just to say i was broken lol

    my famous line was "I goken?"

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    #10

    I used to have a lot of great one liners as a kid. I was quiet most of the time but when the time was right I pullout a line that had everyone laughing their asses off. The only one I can remember is the time we were discussing an activity I didn't want to do in boy scouts and I said sarcastically "I cant wait nothing like an evening of male bondage."

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    #11

    I stopped napping at an early age and I remember insisting that "(my name)s NEVER GET TIRED!"

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    #12

    Ok its weird but when I think I was around 5, i used to say ugh-er-doodle-oo. I know its weird

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    #13

    When asked about interest (finance) “I’m very interested in money!”

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