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Hey Pandas, What Is An Amusing Short Poem You Made Up?

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#1

For my own question:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
If you wrong me
They'll never find you.

Final score:

2points

#2

Now for the friends mentioned (disclaimer: it isn't true)
Rose's are black
I think I'm Bruce Wayne
I am delusional
I'm high on cocaine.

Roses are yellow
Violets are black
I see pretty colours
Cause I'm high on crack

Might add more if friends give permission.

Final score:

2points

#3

New one( sorry about the number, I will stop if asked )

Roses decay
Nobody will sing
Everyone's dead
Cthulhu is king

Final score:

2points

#4

Not exactly a poem, but a song I sing sometimes to my cat that's big and gray.

"You're a sea cow, you're a sea cow
A manatee, from the sea
You pretend to be a kitty
But really you're a manatee
You're a sea cow, you're a sea cow"

Final score:

0points

Do i have to? [he/him] 1 year ago

Nice!

0points

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Hi there! I'm Gabrielė, but you can also catch me responding to Gab, Gabi, Gabert, or Gabe – take your pick. Professionally, I'm the senior community manager over at Bored Panda, helping people share their awesome work and connecting artists with a worldwide audience. Beyond work, you'll catch me traveling, listening to vinyl and diving into movies, art exhibitions, and concerts. I'm a culture buff at heart, always eager to explore and embrace the richness of the human experience.

What do you think ?

Mantis_Shrimp🦐_123🇺🇦🇺🇦 1 year ago

I'm a paper clip Always misused I don't really have feelings But I do have the blues.

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Mantis_Shrimp🦐_123🇺🇦🇺🇦 1 year ago

I'm a paper clip Always misused I don't really have feelings But I do have the blues.

0points

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