We all know that one job that just has a good pun to the name. What is yours?

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I work with my dad, who owns a janitorial business. we clean, wax and strip. his favorite pun was "I'm a professional Stripper. I'm so good, they pay me to keep my clothes on." he always gets dirty looks from mom when he says this, and he and I break down laughing regardless.

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Domi
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wow this got me, your dad has a great sense of humor.

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    #2

    I would make a joke about my pay, but it's a low form of humor.

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    #3

    When I was a kid and would say to my Dad "I'm Hungry" he'd respond "I'm Austria, the country nextdoor".
    Took me years to get it lol

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    #4

    I have a pun for jobless people, but sadly none of them work. (Please don't down vote. I'm jobless)

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    #5

    *death comes* Death-hello i’m here for you You- oh, finally a break!

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    #6

    "Good enough for government work" as we say at the post office ( sarcastically)

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    Team Work makes the Dream Work!

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    #8

    Work in Landscaping
    There are companies called Lawn & Order
    There are multiple puns to be made about grass
    My fav is as a female in the industry is that Landscaper girls are good at blowing (leaves and dirt with the leaf blower, of course🙃)

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    #9

    'Looks good from my house.' Is one I use a bit. Sometimes for ductwork Ill say 'Insulation and tape will make it what it aint.'

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